Naked Rob: How exactly are Lainey, Ren, and Valley Erica ruining the weekend?
Barry: Well, it's become painfully clear that they're not over me and desperately want me back.
Naked Rob: That is not clear.
Matt: One of them is married.
Andy: Yeah, last night I heard Stephan and Ren's fondness for each other through the wall.
Barry: They snatched up a trio of losers to try and ease the pain of seeing me.
Andy: Dude. Steve runs with the brat pack's B-team, Dr. Steve rebuilt Jeff Hornacek's knee, and Stephan's butt and jaw were just featured in a Calvin Klein magazine ad! [chuckles] I took a look. It's nice.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom came to my rescue, Barry wanted to save his friends from thinking their best days were behind them.
Barry: JTP except for Geoff, who's on his honeymoon!
All: JTP except for Geoff, who's on his honeymoon!
Barry: I have great news. Your pathetic display yesterday of weakness and physical dilapidation has borne fruit.
Matt: I, I wouldn't say pathetic.
Barry: How dare you let yourself age.
Andy: Aw, come on, Bar, it's not about getting older. We're just a little distracted. Like, I think I picked the wrong major. I mean, art history? [scoffs] What the hell am I supposed to do with that when I graduate?