Andy Quote #36

Quote from Andy in The Downtown Boys

Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom came to my rescue, Barry wanted to save his friends from thinking their best days were behind them.
Barry: JTP except for Geoff, who's on his honeymoon!
All: JTP except for Geoff, who's on his honeymoon!
Barry: I have great news. Your pathetic display yesterday of weakness and physical dilapidation has borne fruit.
Matt: I, I wouldn't say pathetic.
Barry: How dare you let yourself age.
Andy: Aw, come on, Bar, it's not about getting older. We're just a little distracted. Like, I think I picked the wrong major. I mean, art history? [scoffs] What the hell am I supposed to do with that when I graduate?

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 ‘The Downtown Boys’ Quotes

Quote from Naked Rob

Naked Rob: I, too, am at a crossroads. Um, my dad's retiring. And I always thought, you know, if nothing panned out, I could just follow him into that career, but that door has just been shut.
Barry: You're upset you can no longer manufacture toddler car seats?
Naked Rob: We saved lives. Except for that one model.

Quote from Matt

Matt: I've gone as far as I can go at the Gap. The back-to-school rush used to be exhilarating. But nowadays, it's just like, "Will these kids please stop unfolding the jeans?!"

Quote from Barry

Jean Calabasas: Uh, I guess we're really gonna do this. Two, three, four! [up-tempo music plays over speakers]
Barry: [all sing] # Oh, girl, where are you from # It's super cool that we're both so young #
Naked Rob: # Yeah, girl # I think it'd be groovy # To take you out to an R-rated movie #
Andy: # Hey, girl, there's nobody finer # But I cannot hang with you if you are a minor #
Matt: # Because of my age, certain statutes apply # If you're under 18 , then I'm just not your guy #
Barry: # Yo, girl # Or should I say, young lady # I need to see some I.D., and then we can go crazy #
All: # You gotta be age appropriate # We're boys but also men # Please be age appropriate # And that means 8 plus 10 #
Naked Rob: [baritone Voice] # Or older #
Barry: [rapping] # What's up, girl, or should I call you "madam"? # I know you don't know me, know me from Adam # Adam's my brother, he's 17 # If you're young like him, then you're too green # But if you can vote or buy a gun # Then you and me can have some fun #
All: # You gotta be age appropriate # We're boys who can grow beards # Please be age appropriate # Or else it would be weird # [music ends]