Tony: So where do we paint the mugs?
Garrett: You don't.
Justine: What about the Irish soda bread?
Garrett: The raccoons ate it. [overlapping chatter] All right. Look. Okay, guys, you know what? Sure, this party looks like "A Charlie Brown Hoarders Special," but for once, you guys have to do the people-pleasing because Glenn has been doing it all day. All year. You know what? He's been doing it since he started working here. So here's what's gonna happen: You guys are gonna enjoy this weird-ass little party 'cause that's what Glenn wants. Got it? I'll put vodka in the punch.
Janet: Now that's what I'm talking about. [murmurs of agreement]

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers, we're aware of the water on the floor, and it's being taken care of. We apologize for any inconvenience, and would like to offer you a free hot dog... not from the café, but a pack from grocery. They are technically cooked, so you can just eat them right out of the bag.

Garrett: [over PA] And dishwasher pods are two-for-one while supplies last, so get 'em while you can. Meaning they might sell out, not that the store's... Uh, please hold.

Justine: Garrett, for the contact list, you wrote [email protected].
Jonah: Oh, really? You too cool to keep in touch with everybody?
Garrett: I'm just being realistic, man. Look, we work together, and now we're gonna go work with other people. I'd rather skip the part where we email for a week trying to plan some fictional group trip.
Justine: But we are doing a group trip.
Sayid: It's either gonna be Kansas City or Tokyo.
Garrett: Buddy, we're not making it to Applebee's, and we work down the street from Applebee's.

Cheyenne: This is probably the last time I'm ever gonna clean up slushie vomit. Oh, can you take a picture?
Garrett: [laughs] No. What? Look, I don't get it. We work in a big, dumb, ugly store, and everybody's acting like they're Jordan walking off the court for the last time.
Glenn: Aw, your last slushie vomit.
Garrett: Come on.

Garrett: [on video] Okay, well, um... Hey, here's what you need to know about Garrett McNeill. [laughter]
Mateo: Oh, my God.
Garrett: That guy's handsome.
Garrett: [on video] Am I hard on myself? Sure, but I call it taking the job seriously.
Glenn: [on video] Wow.
Dina: What?
Garrett: I give a good interview. What can I say?