Maya: [on phone] You went way above and beyond. Most stores are just writing "fight breast cancer" on a jar and sticking it at checkout.
Amy: Yeah, I mean, breast cancer is so first thought. For a good reason. You know, one in eight. Affects us all.
Maya: Anyway, I want Zephra to know you're kicking ass, so I got them to send someone to do a profile of you for the website.
Amy: A profile? Of me? Um, okay. Wow. Well, I've never been profiled before. I mean, except racially.

Justine: Why would you think he was lying?
Amy: It's just... It's very advanced for a child Rose's age.
Glenn: Oh, well, Rose is advanced. You see, when you have a full-time mom at home...
Amy: Stop saying that. All moms are full-time moms. Like when I'm here, Emma's still texting me, telling me she's gonna die without Rebo. I don't know what Rebo is. Now I have to go online and find out. Is it an app? Is it a shoe? Is it a boy?
Glenn: Amy, you work full-time. You're doing the best you can. And it'll be good for Parker to have to overcome some disadvantages. Like Oscar the Grouch grew up in a garbage can, but he's still on Sesame Street just like all those other puppets who are friendly and clean.
Amy: I'm sorry, are you calling my child a disadvantaged, filthy Muppet?

Dina: Look, if it were up to me, she wouldn't be working here at all. Most of you wouldn't be.
Amy: What's going on? Is everything okay?
Glenn: [quietly] Sayid doesn't want to work in Housewares. Carol's there.
Sayid: I just don't feel comfortable working near a crazy person.
Amy: Okay, you know what? Let's not use the word "crazy." It's... It's demeaning. And it's debilitating and some other word that Corporate used that I can't remember.

Amy: Um, you know, this is actually a lot more work than I, uh, anticipated.
Carol: Yeah.
Amy: So I think we're gonna need an extra pair of hands.
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Ken: Wow, look at me back of house.
Amy: Yeah, um, you know, some of these files are... are classified, so they just require a higher level of security.
Ken: For sure. Uh, is this where you guys keep the cups? I'm always seeing people walking around with cups.

Amy: Really cutting up a storm there, huh, Ken? Did I... Did I ask you to do that?
Ken: Nope, saw the paper, saw the scissors. Don't have to draw me a map.

Amy: Hey. Just got an email from HR. Carol's doing pretty well. She can say her consonants again.
Dina: Nice. Whole words should be any day now.

Jonah: I just think it's a little weird that you felt you had to hide the interview from me.
Amy: I just didn't wanna get into some big discussion about how we do it or what it meant. I mean, I figure I'm not gonna get the job anyway, and I was right. I mean, I don't think they liked it when I basically accused them of being racist.
Jonah: Yeah, well, you're better off.
Amy: Yeah, and who wants to go to California anyway? It's just, like, pretentious Florida.
Jonah: Ugh, totally. And the way they manage their water resources? Get out of here, California.
Amy: And their nice weather? Just... It makes you soft.
Jonah: Pass.

Amy: They loved my passion and my story. Apparently, I have a story. [laughs] And they're... they're gonna make me an offer.
Jonah: That's great. So what are you gonna tell 'em?
Amy: I mean, a high-paying corporate job where I'll never have to say the words "raccoon carcass" again? I think I... I think I might take it.

Jonah: Hey. What's going on here?
Amy: Some kid bit the butt off every single one of these chocolate bunnies. Some future murderer I assume.
Jonah: Oh, 100%.

Amy: Well, I appreciate that. Because there's so much to think about. I mean, there's the kids and... [sighs] What am I gonna do about Emma's school? And then there's this guy that I'm seeing in St. Louis.
Jonah: [sighs] Well, maybe... that guy you're seeing should just... go with you.
Amy: Oh. Wow. You mean, like... like, he would just move to California? For me?
Jonah: Yeah, I mean, well... You know, why should you be the only one who gets a taste of that sweet public transpo?
Amy: Yeah, but their water resource management is...
Jonah: I can overlook it.
Amy: Okay. Yeah. Let's... Let's move to California together.
Jonah: Let's do it. And just to be clear, when you say "this guy you're dating in St. Louis," that's me, right, because if you're seeing somebody else, I'd prefer he not come with us. [they kiss] Okay. I was just... just checking.