Amy: And Zephra is adamant that we follow the CDC recommendation of washing your hands for a full 20 seconds.
Cheyenne: 20 seconds? That's, like, literally forever.
Amy: It's about the length of two "Happy Birthdays." So just sing that, and you'll be fine.
Dina: Yeah, but whose name do we insert? I have a friend named Ty, and I have a friend named Alexandrina Geneviva. Those are two wildly different time frames.
Amy: Just say... the name Emma.
Mateo: Oh, God. Is this your way of making us sing "Happy Birthday" to Emma because all of her friends ditched her on her birthday this year?
Amy: No, that didn't happen. Emma is very popular, and she's dating a very cute boy named Braydon. Very cute. I don't mean cute like I think he's hot, because I'm an adult and that would be weird. Whatever... just wash your hands! There's a virus.

Amy: Looks like the sheep are starting to eat each other.
Jonah: Do sheep eat each other?
Amy: Isn't that what haggis is? I don't know, Dina said something.

Amy: I was going to say Zephra finally sent over the safety protocols. Yay. So, employees must wipe down the register and credit card machine after each customer as well as every rolling cart, door knob, bathroom door, electronic device, and product.
Jonah: Oh, okay. So everything the air touches. Got it. Easy.
Amy: We're also required to wear masks.
Justine: Will they be providing us with masks? Because I just have this one, and I've been tonguing it like crazy.
Amy: Well, don't. And, no, they're focused on donating masks and PPE to local hospitals.
Garrett: So no extra protection? I'm like a sitting duck in customer service. You have any idea how wet-lipped the community is here?
Jonah: That's a good point.
Dina: Very moist.
Amy: Guys, look. I know that this is hard. But if anybody needs anything, come to me and I will do everything I can to keep you safe. Also, Zephra wants to reiterate that Cloud 9 employees are the true heroes of the Zephra family.

Amy: Agh. Sorry, guys. I mean, I should probably get back to my office, but I don't want to just ditch you for the new job.
Jonah: Amy, it's fine. It's just a call. We'll finish the bear massacre. [snip] [snip]
Amy: Okay, thank you. But, like, let me know if anything big happens.
Mateo: Like, bigger than the global pandemic?
Amy: I mean, I just saw something about murder hornets. So who knows?

Amy: Okay. Okay, we're going to keep this meeting short today because I have to jump on another call. But look at what came today! Safety supplies! What is that?
Mateo: Anti-looting procedures.
Garrett: Oh, wow.
Jonah: Of course, you see what we did wrong, guys? If you wanted to be protected by corporate, you should have been merchandise.
Isaac: Hey, if the protests are gonna continue, we need to protect the store from looters.
Jonah: Oh, come on. The looting is overblown. 99% of the protests have been peaceful.
Isaac: I'm just saying. I got into a Best Buy through a window.
Mateo: There are also these signs to put up.
Garrett: "Zephra believes in the Black community"? What are we, ghosts?
Amy: Yeah, we're not putting any of that up. But if anybody asks, we put it all up.

Mateo: Hey, Amy, about the ventilation in my office?
Amy: Yes, of course, Mateo. I promise you we'll talk about it, I just...
Corey: Hey, Amy, can I...
Amy: Oh, my God, Corey! What?
Corey: I was gonna ask if I could clock out early to go to the "Black Lives Matter" protest?
Amy: Um... Yes, I'm so sorry. That... Of course. You should. Not "should". I mean, like, you can. If you want. Anyone who wants to should. You know? Whatever you're... [to video call] Uh-huh! Cindy, I'm gonna do that right now.

Jonah: Hey, how's your last day going?
Amy: Exhausting.
Jonah: Yeah?
Amy: Justine made me do a bunch of Charlie's Angels pictures with her. Don't ask to see them.

Jonah: Amy, we've been together for years. We live together, we work together, we're raising Parker together. I don't know what else you need to know. And I think I deserve a little more than just see how it goes.
Amy: Okay, then... then... then don't come to California. We can... We can do long-distance. We'll Zoom date, and you can have your couscous and me with my Hot Pockets...

Mateo: Also, Amy, you should know, Kelly came back, although nothing happened.
Jonah: Why should she know that?
Marcus: Oh, and he also asked Nia out, but she's a lesbian.
Janet: At least, that's what she told him.
Nia: No, I am a lesbian.
Justine: Doesn't matter. He's all about Amy now.
Glenn: Okay, guys, I get that this is really interesting, but come on, we're trying to save our store here. So why don't we split into two meetings?
Dina: Yeah, do you want to take the store-saving one, and I'll take the Jonah-Amy one?
Amy: No.
Glenn: See, this is why we have two managers.
Cheyenne: I call Dina's meeting.
Amy: Okay, how about zero meetings? [all jeer]

Jonah: Okay, listen up. The Zephra analyst will be here this afternoon. Our only chance of survival is if she believes that this is the best Cloud 9 around.
Amy: We have to be the perfect store.
Mateo: Uh... [laughs] Is the analyst Glenn? 'Cause if not, that's a tough sell.
Amy: Well, we'll do what we can. We'll make it more homey with... with nice smells and... and nice sounds, and we could throw some flowers at her. Don't actually throw them. Just put them places.