Patrick: Mr. Rose, I don't wanna cut you off, but um... [clears throat] I'm glad we have a minute to talk. Because I, I hope it goes without saying that, as lucky as I feel to have met David, I also feel incredibly lucky to be joining your family. I love your son and I will always do everything I can to respect him and to protect him from all of the things in life that can set him off. And there are many, many things that can set him off...
Johnny: [laughs] Oh, I'm aware, yeah. Um... oh boy, that... pretty much covers it. Uh, I was only gonna say that I... I hope you treat him with... respect, which you just said you would, and, of course... I already knew it.
Patrick: I'm glad we had this talk, Mr. Rose.
Johnny: Me too. Me too.
Patrick: All right.

David: She basically forced me into it! This isn't even her first baby!
Patrick: Oh, so it's more of a sprinkle, then.
David: What the hell is a sprinkle?
Patrick: No, it's like a shower, but for your second kid. It's not a full shower, it's like a sprinkle.
David: That is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard.

Patrick: [inhaling whistle] Should've ordered more food and wine. Well, looks like this soft launch is firming up a bit, huh.
David: But it's not supposed to be firm.
Patrick: Well, with this many people it's definitely at least semi-firm.
David: Okay. Well, as long as it doesn't get hard. And that's something- That's what I just said to you, so...

Patrick: Stevie, right?
Stevie: Yeah.
Patrick: I'm Patrick. I've heard a lot about you.
Stevie: None of it is true.
Patrick: Oh, well, anyone with a fibre of common sense would know that.
Stevie: I like him. I like you.

Patrick: You know, David, one of the fundamental pillars of any successful business person is their ability to compromise.
Stevie: Hm, I have to agree with Patrick on this one.
David: I don't think there's anything you have to do, and I compromise all the time. [Stevie and Patrick laugh] What?
Stevie: Nothing, I just um, just remembering all those times that you compromised.
Patrick: I was just thinking about the same thing, because there- There's so many to think through.

Patrick: You know, the good thing about the messages was that I was able to get enough information to fill out your forms.
David: Oh. I wish I could remember.
Patrick: It's a good idea, your business. Re-branding local products and crafts, it's very inventive.
David: Thanks.
Patrick: And I like the name. "Rose Apothecary," you know, it's just pretentious enough.
David: Would we call that pretentious, or... timeless?
Patrick: So I'll call you when I hear something. And hey, if I don't get a hold of you, I'll just uh, leave a message.

Patrick: I'm kinda piecing together that it might be your birthday?
David: Yes, it is.
Patrick: Well, happy birthday. How old are we- Do you have any plans for today or?
David: Ah, I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling asleep early. So just a regular weeknight.
Patrick: Well, it sounds like fun!
David: It is.
Patrick: You ever tried the Cafe Tropical? I've heard people raving about how "moderately edible" the food is there.
David: Well, yes.
Patrick: We could... We could go for a birthday dinner.

Patrick: Well, David, I gotta hand it to you. We've already sold half of our massage oils. It's like you're an oracle when it comes to the sex lives of lonely people.
David: It's a gift.

Police Officer: So let me get this straight. You have no idea what it looks like, or whether there was one in the first place.
Patrick: You guys said you were held up!
David: Emotionally! I mean, I don't know if there was a gun, but it was still a robbery, he was wearing a mask. And would we all not agree that words are weapons?!
Patrick: Okay, so you offered the wine, and you offered the cheese and the tapenade, and there was no gun? This guy just sounds like a lucky customer, David!

David: Okay, so if you wouldn't mind sorting these body milks by size, that would be great.
Stevie: Can you drink these?
David: Um, it's liquid moisturizer, for your body, so no, you can't drink them.
Patrick: [enters] Did you ask if you can drink it, too?
David: Okay, it says body milk on the label!
Patrick: You know, I told David that the label was gonna be misleading, but he insisted. What was it you said? "Anyone with a fibre of common sense would know that it's not actually milk."
David: What do we think body milk is, if not milk for your body?!