Cece: Guys, guys, guys, guys, Aly is in labor.
Winston: What? My baby's having my baby? My baby's having my baby! Are you okay? I love you so much.
Aly: What if it comes out covered in all the gum I've ever swallowed?

Aly: You know this is blackmail... and you're a police officer.
Daniels: Oh... I am a disaster. So here's the thing. Should I... Do we have a deal or do I go to the sergeant? How do we want to...?
Aly: You don't own us. You know what... Everybody, Bishop and I are...
Winston: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Are you sure about this?
Aly: Yes. Yeah, I've never been more sure of anything. Hey, everyone, Bishop and I are dating. All right? That's right. We are rubbing butts and we don't care who knows it.

Aly: There's nothing I hate more than women talking about their rings in a high-pitched voice, [high-pitched] but, oh, my God, I love my ring so much! I love it!
Cece: Aw.
Winston: I love that ring on your finger. I just want to bite it off and swallow it, and then digest it properly. And then give it back to you in a day and a half.
Aly: Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna cry.
Cece: You guys have such a weird dynamic.

Aly: Mm-mm. This is bad. They are getting closer every minute. You need to fix this right now.
Jess: Okay, Aly, I got this.
Aly: If you don't, when I have the strength to wrap these hands around your tiny little neck, I will do so. [Jess chuckles nervously] And I will smile.

Aly: [groaning loudly] Oh, hey, Cece. Oh, I'm so mad about politics. Aah!
Cece: Aly, you are having the baby, okay? I know those labor eyes, sister.
Aly: Okay, fine. I'm in labor.
Cece: I know!
Aly: Why is this how we make more people? It's a terrible system.
Cece: Oh, honey, we got to get Winston, we got to get you to the hospital.
Aly: No, no, no. I don't want to go until after the wedding. Aah! Take me to drugs. Take me to drugs right now.

Aly: Okay, I don't want to upset you guys, but if you keep looking for magic, you're gonna be alone forever.
Nick: Did you just say you don't mean to upset us and then tell us we're gonna end up alone?
Aly: I actually don't care if I upset you.
Nick: Yeah, 'cause that's really upsetting.
Winston: You know, I got to... I got to say, I'm with Aly on this one; she's making sense. Which is why she always plays "smart cop" when we play "Smart Cop/Dumb Cop."
Aly: Not a game we play. I'm super worried you think we do, terrified.
Winston: I feel like we're playing it right now.
Nick: Great "dumb cop," great "smart cop."

Aly: Okay, how do we get out of here? How, how? Before the cops come.
Jess: Oh! Yes, okay, guys, here's how we get out of here. We dress up in the clothes from the lost and found, and we start crying, and then he comes back in and he's like, "Where are the girls?" This is just babies in here."
Aly: You're incredibly high.
Jess: No.
Aly: Yeah.
Jess: No.
Aly: Mm-hmm.
Jess: No. No.
Aly: Yeah.
Jess: Who?
Cece: You. You, babe.
Jess: How did you know?
Aly: Oh, I knew from the first second I saw you. Like, literally the first second.

Nick: We have a situation. I want to ask Reagan to the wedding, so I-I sent her a text to say, "Hey, how's your spring looking?" That was an hour ago. No response.
Aly: Mm. [eating] Dead. Maybe she's dead.
Winston: Yeah.

Sergeant: Anyway, you can't be partners while you're dating. I'll, uh, split you and assign one of you to our floater.
Winston: What? Daniels?!
Aly: That guy tried to blackmail us.
Sergeant: That jelly bean? [laughs] Nice try. [laughing] Bishop, uh, can I take a picture of you eating a Popsicle?
Winston: What? No.
Aly: Just do it.

Aly: I love you. I miss you. I love you. I miss you. You clearly didn't get my text, because your pants are still on.