Rachel: I am so not gonna do good on my SATs tomorrow.
Chandler: Well, maybe you could go to school here next year and we could totally hang out.
Rachel: Oh, yeah. There's a plan. Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now.
Chandler: Well, maybe you could get in on a beauty scholarship.
Rachel: [chuckles] What a line. [whispers] Oh, my God.
Chandler: So where are you applying to?
Rachel: Well, I think it's kind of really important that I go somewhere where there's sun. So I'm sort of- [Chandler kisses Rachel] Hey!
Chandler: I'm in college, and I'm in a band.
Rachel: Yeah, okay.

Phoebe: Anyway, I'm going out with Sergei again tonight. And, um could you come and be the translator's date, so that when we, you know, it's time for our alone time, you two can split off? You know, he's really kind of cute.
Monica: Like really "kind of cute," or "kind of cute" like your friend Spackle-Back Larry?
Phoebe: Hey, don't call him that. His name is Spackle-Back Harry.

Ross: What'd you get?
Chandler: USA Today.
Ross: Nice. Put it with the others.
Chandler: And I also got two more apples.
Ross: We're four short of a bushel!

Monica: You still want to move in together, right?
Chandler: Of course.
Monica: Ross didn't scare you?
Chandler: Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.

Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, so I'm in my map...

Rachel: Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along?
Phoebe: It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know? Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one. Oh, she was the first to walk, even though I did it later that same day. To my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?"

Monica: I've been doing a lot of thinking. Well, I came up with a bunch of businesses that you can do with your van. Okay. You could be a flower delivery person.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Or a bakery delivery person? Pizza?
Phoebe: Monica.
Monica: Okay, I've got a whole bunch of stuff in this area. But I'm getting the feeling you don't want to deliver.
Phoebe: No.
Monica: Okay. I guess if you don't want to deliver you probably don't want to pick up stuff either.