Phoebe: Oh, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Yeah, saw him waiting for an elevator. Hey, Rach, can I use your eyelash curler? I think lost mine.
Joey: [gasps] Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: Ooh, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
[in Monica's bedroom]
Chandler: Yes. Yes.
Joey: You? And you?
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone. No one knows.
Joey: But how? When?
Chandler: It happened in London.
Joey: In London!

Dr. Gettelman: I think you just have a cold. It's definitely not strep.
Ross: Thanks, doctor.
Dr. Gettelman: Would you like a lollipop?
Ross: Do you even have to ask? [seeing Rachel] He is alive!

Monica: Come on. So she comes to the wedding. Maybe it won't be so bad.
Chandler: You think she's just going to sit there quietly? You don't think she's going to want to make a toast? You don't think she's going to want to grab the microphone and sing "Part-Time Lover"?

Monica: Oh, look. Acting for Beginners. Hey, wanna feel good about yourself?
Joey: What the hell.
Acting Teacher: All right. Let's start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?
Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea.

Phoebe: Check it out. Check it out. It's "Smelly Cat," the video. Now, okay, I haven't seen it yet, so if you don't like it- Well, so what? None of you ever made a video.

Phoebe: So why don't you show us the rest of your casa?
Joey: Oh, the best part. Come on.
Rachel: Hey, nice toilet.
Joey: No, no, no. Behind it.
Ross: You have a phone in here?
Joey: That's right. I have a phone. In here.
Monica: Joey, promise me something. Never call me from that phone.

Rachel: Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it. I'm telling you, I'm quitting. I'm talking to my boss right now. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye. Call me when you get this message.