Rachel: Look, Amy we got a little a little out-of-control over there. And I'm sorry. You're my sister and if it really means that much to you-
Amy: So you're gonna give me the baby?
Rachel: No, I was I was gonna let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
Amy: You are not gonna regret this.

Rachel: Amy? Hi. Wow. You remember Joey.
Amy: Yeah. Hey, sure. The Days of our Lives guy.
Joey: That's right, yeah.
Amy: You are not good.
Joey: Always nice to meet a fan.

Amy: God so beautiful.
Rachel: I know, isn't she?
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.

Rachel: All right, what's your news, Amy?
Amy: Well I'm getting married.
Rachel: Wow. Oh, my God. To who?
Amy: This guy. He has a killer apartment.
Rachel: And?
Amy: And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Amy: Oh, he's okay. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Rachel: Yeah.
Amy: It's his dad.
Rachel: Wow, so he's gotta be-
Amy: Old? Yeah. But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Rachel: Sweetie, I gotta tell you, it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like-
Amy: Myron. Yeah, I told you he was old.

Rachel: Honey, you know I once also almost married somebody that I didn't love. Do you remember Barry?
Amy: Remember him? God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is okay.

Amy: I took your advice. I left Myron.
Rachel: Good for you!
Amy: I know. I'm Erin Brockovich.
Rachel: Yes, you are. I'm so proud of you.
Amy: Thank you. So can I stay with you?
Rachel: But Erin Brockovich had her own house.

Rachel: Amy, that's what I'm supposed to wear today. That's why I hung it on the door.
Amy: Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.

Rachel: You know what? I was thinking that maybe now would be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Amy: Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. I am not happy.

Amy: Listen, let me do this. I really want to help you guys out. And plus, Rachel's been so wonderful to me.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Amy: Oh, great! So how much does it pay?

Amy: And I got you a present for letting me stay with you. Ready?
Rachel: Yeah. You pierced her ears?
Amy: Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
[Rachel gasps]