Nina Campbell Quotes     Page 7 of 8  

Quote from Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary

Mary: Nina, you have a boyfriend now, don't you?
Nina: I sure do.
Mary: Well, how about the two of you and the two-
Nina: No.

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Quote from This Little Dick Went to Market

Strudwick: Wow. The Nasdaq just exploded another 150 points.
Judith: Ka-ching.
Mary: I cannot believe how well our stocks are doing.
Nina: Two more years of this kind of growth, and we'll never have to see each other again. [all cheer]

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Big Giant Head: The fish we got in the market have a lot less attitude than the ones in the lake.
Dick: Nina, could you behead and filet these for us? We're both starving.
Nina: Oh, I'd be happy to! Would you like them grilled or sauted.
Dick: You are such a sweetheart.
[Nina puts the fish in Dick's desk drawer]

Quote from Les Liasons Dickgereuses

Mary: There. Right there. That's where they're putting it. Unbelievable!
Nina: I know. How dare they attach the new wing of the museum onto the rest of the museum.

Quote from Les Liasons Dickgereuses

Nina: You never told me you had a sister.
Mary: Well, I don't like to talk about her, only because it reminds me of... her. The minute she was born, my life changed. She was showered with attention. She was given everything. She was supported endlessly, and I had to stand by and rinse out her things.
Nina: Wow. So you're the good sister?

Quote from InDickscretion

Harry: Well, hello there, honky tonk angel. Anyone ever tell you that you're pretty enough to be on one of them naked lady mud flaps?
Nina: Anyone ever tell you to check under the hood and then drove right over you?

Quote from Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 1

Nina: Counselor!
Dick: Your Honor, may I approach the bench? Do you happen to know a, uh, Mary Albright?
Nina: Is this another witness you're planning on calling?
Dick: Could be. Are you buddies with her?
Nina: Get out!

Quote from Dick Digs

Nina: Oh, how was your trip, Dr. Albright? Did you find anything?
Mary: I sure did. The low point of my life.
Nina: Let me guess, Dr. Solomon helped you find that.
Mary: Dr. Solomon? Oh, he's dead to me.
Nina: I knew you'd come around.

Quote from A Dick Replacement

Dick: I'm working on a project and I need your help. Sit down, dear. Nina how does a lonely, single woman like you find companionship?
Nina: I'm not lonely, Dr. Solomon. I have a boyfriend.
Dick: Sure you do. Sure you do. Let's pretend that you didn't, shall we? How do you go about finding a lover?
Nina: If I had to, I'd try a church group, the personal ads, or maybe even the internet.
Dick: And yet, with all these bright ideas, you still remain miserable and alone. It's such a pity.
Nina: I have a boyfriend! You're the only reason I'm miserable!

Quote from Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One

Nina: Oh. Good morning, Dr. Solomon.
Dick: Fat lot you know. Or should I say fat lot you know... Scoochie? [off Nina's look] Mind your own business. What are you doing?
Nina: [writes down] One day there's going to be something called a competency hearing, and I want to be prepared.
Dick: Well... Well, so do I... Do I have to study for it?

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