Quote from Nina in A Dick Replacement
Dick: I'm working on a project and I need your help. Sit down, dear. Nina how does a lonely, single woman like you find companionship? Nina: I'm not lonely, Dr. Solomon. I have a boyfriend. Dick: Sure you do. Sure you do. Let's pretend that you didn't, shall we? How do you go about finding a lover? Nina: If I had to, I'd try a church group, the personal ads, or maybe even the internet. Dick: And yet, with all these bright ideas, you still remain miserable and alone. It's such a pity. Nina: I have a boyfriend! You're the only reason I'm miserable!