Red: Everybody, we have an announcement. We've decided not to sell the house. We're going to stay in Point Place.
Leo: Hey, that's so weird, man. I was just thinking of moving to Point Place.

Kelso: [hums theme from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind]
Kelso, Hyde & Fez: [all hum theme]
Leo: Hey, dudes.
Hyde: Leo, what are you doing here, man?
Leo: Wow. That's a really good question, man.
Hyde: Leo?
Leo: I'm working on it, man. Chocodile?
Kelso: [points to the sky] What's that?
Leo: It's a Twinkie wrapped in chocolate, man.

Randy: All right, Fez, you, find a place, Kelso you buy the beer, and Leo, you're in charge of the adult entertainment.
Leo: Okay, man. But I haven't stripped since I was at Chippendales.
Fez: You were not at Chippendales.
Leo: Oh, right. I stripped in Bloomingdale's. I used to be really kinda out of it.

Leo: Dr. Zhivago, I'm home. I brought your food.

Fez: What if I can't breathe?
Leo: Just take a deep breath, man... [inhales] And visualize yourself breathing.

Leo: Whoa, dudes. What'd you do, man?
Hyde: Leo, man. We're just about to light the Dave.
Leo: I can't believe you guys. You managed to bring a man of God to tears.
Pastor Dave: I'm not crying!
Leo: I'm talking about me, man. You know, you guys can hassle your skinny friend, Eric, but when it comes down to a fundamental moral core, he's the only one of you that's got one. So, congratulations. You've ruined Christmas. [exits]
Donna: Oh, man. Leo's right. I mean, this probably isn't our finest hour.
Hyde: I don't know. It's pretty damn fine.

Hyde: And let out the clutch gently, okay? 'Cause this car's very powerful.
Fez: Hyde! We've been sitting here for half an hour. Will you just shut your hole and let me drive?
Donna: [taps on hood] Okay, you're clear.
[As Fez backs the car into a pile of boxes, a cat screeches]
Donna: In front of you.
Leo: Man, I picked a bad place to take a nap.

[Donna, Fez and Hyde sit down on Leo's hospital bed]
Donna: So, Leo, how's the hospital?
Leo: Oh, it's great, man. Cable TV, free parking don't have to get out of bed to take a pee. It's just like a hotel.
[Donna, Fez and Hyde stand up]
Leo: And Nurse Kitty and I have had some good times.
[montage of Kitty nursing Leo to "Chances Are" by Johnny Mathis]
Kitty: Okay, Leo, I'm going to get you a surprise dessert. It jiggles and it rhymes with "jerry chello." [laughs] [exits]
Leo: I love you too, Kitty. I love you too. [sings "Chances Are", hums] Silly grins...

Eric: I couldn't do it, Leo. Donna's having a good time. She doesn't wanna be rescued. But you know what? The thing is, I still wanna go in there and stop everything, you know? I didn't come here for her. I came here for me.
Leo: That's a huge dilemma, man. But you know what you really gotta ask yourself? Is there anybody who's not in a motel room with three women that you could tell this to?

Kelso: Leo, check it out. It's my baby. Oh, this is Brooke. Oh, isn't she adorable?
Leo: Yeah. I can see why you knocked her up.