Leo: Hey, I'm Leo, and I'm also a Leo. Think about it.

Eric: So, Leo, what have you been doing since you left town?
Leo: Uh, just wandering around trying to find my place in life.
Eric: Yeah, I've been trying to find my place in life, too. It's like... You know, like, where do I fit in?
Leo: No, I've been looking for my house, man.

Leo: Okay. We're all done.
Kitty: But you've only been here a day.
Leo: Well, you know what they say. Rome was built in a day.
Red: No. Uh, "Rome wasn't built in a day."
Leo: Oh? Well, your basement was built in a day.

Leo: So, do you like photos, man?
Hyde: Yeah, man. Sure.
Leo: Okay. You got the job, man.
Hyde: Just like that? You don't have to interview anybody else?
Leo: Nobody else showed up, man.
Hyde: So, what do I do here, anyway?
Leo: Well, I don't expect a lot, man. Pretty much, if the hut doesn't burn down, it's been a good day. And even if it burnt down, man, it's cool, 'cause I got three or four more of these little huts somewhere. Hey, listen, if you see one of these huts, would you give me a call, man?
Hyde: Or even better, I could take a picture.
Leo: Whoa. A picture of a photo hut. Hey, that'd be like art or something, huh?

Leo: Hey, listen, man, I hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash. I don't like Big Brother getting into my business, you dig?
Hyde: Man, keeping the government out of it, I'm so with you.
Leo: No. My big brother, man. He's always hitting me up for money.
Hyde: Oh. 'Cause you're the responsible one?
Leo: Yeah. It's my curse, man. Hey, listen... I gotta go, uh... Do a thing at, uh... A place.
Hyde: Yeah, man. I hear that. So you want me to lock up when I'm done?
Leo: Lock up. Wow. That's a great idea, man. Hey, you're one of those idea men, aren't you, man?
Hyde: Yeah. Maybe someday you'll be working for me, huh? [chuckles]
Leo: Really? Aw, that'd be cool, man. Hey, but can I have Saturday night off? [Hyde nods] Cool.

[As Kelso pulls up to the photo hut, Hyde opens the plastic window and a plume of smoke escapes]
Hyde: Hey, man.
Kelso: So this is where you work, huh?
Hyde: Yeah, that's what they say.
Kelso: Hey, won't you get in trouble if the boss shows up?
Leo: Oh, no. Is the boss here? Hey, wait. I'm the boss.

Hyde: So now Patty's seein' Fez, and I just don't get it. 'Cause she could've had me. I'm a real catch, man.
Leo: All right! I had twins, man! Oh, look. They're so beautiful!
Hyde: Congratulations. Thanks, man.
Leo: Hey, I don't wanna be competitive or anything, man, but, uh, I've got two kids, and you don't have any. You're just a lonely plumber, dude.
Hyde: It wouldn't be so bad, but it's Fez. I taught him everything he knows. It's all backwards, man.
Leo: I guess you just can't dwell on things, man.
Hyde: Yeah. Maybe I should just be happy for Fez. I mean, this is the first time in his whole life that he's ever had a girl, you know.
Leo: Now, you know, a while back, I picked up a card that, you know, and I had a car accident... And, uh, I was dwelling on that, man. I'm sorry, what were you talkin' about?
Hyde: Maybe I should get back to work.
Leo: If you get back to work, you're fired, man. Hey, I got twins again, man!

Leo: B-3.
Hyde: Hit. Damn! You sank my battleship!
Leo: You know, a well-maintained fleet is the backbone of any military structure, and with your floating arsenal depleted, your troops are likely to suffer some serious collateral damage.
Hyde: Huh.
Leo: Wow. Hey, you know what, man? I think I might have been in the navy.

Leo: Excuse me, ma'am. Is this seat taken, ma'am?
Kitty: Do you see anyone?
Leo: I love it here, man. The guy up there tells stories, that guy wails on the organ, you can sing as loud as you want. It's almost a religious experience, man. I kind of think this is what heaven's gonna be like, you know. Plus they'll have an open bar.

Hyde: What's she doing here?
Leo: I think she's hittin' on me, man. But I ain't interested. Tell her I ain't interested and make her go away.
Jackie: Hitting on you? I am not hitting on you, you relic.
Leo: Hey, name-calling is no way to win someone's heart.
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: Oh, my God. Great. Now he got away. Steven! [exits]
Leo: What was she talking about?