Joe: Your Earl Grey.
Manny: Oh, thank you. [slurps] Ugh! Is there vinegar in here?
Joe: Congratulations. You're dead! Never take a drink if you haven't watched it be made.
Manny: Uh, he saw this special called "You Cruise, You Lose," and he's convinced something bad is going to happen to me on my trip.
Joe: If this had been the real thing, you'd be on a container ship halfway to the slave markets in Tripoli.

Joe: Has anyone seen my cape?
Cameron: Uh, no. What's it look like?
Joe: Like a cape! Sorry. It's just so stressful.

Claire: Oh, Joe! You're doing place cards? Doesn't Manny usually take care of seating?
Joe: He's "going through something."
Claire: Ah.
Joe: I'm sure we'll hear a spoken word about it soon enough.
Claire: You really are turning into a 4-foot version of my dad.
Joe: Our dad.
Claire: That will never not be weird.