Eric Matthews Quotes Page 19 of 21
Quote from You Can Go Home Again
Cory: I want to go home.
Eric: I want you in pants.
Quote from I Ain't Gonna Spray Lettuce No More
Eric: Dad, you can't quit. I can't support this family. I am not a monkey!
Quote from Dangerous Secret
Eric: Cory, sex is like a bike without trailing wheels. If you try it before you're ready, you're going to fall off and break your head.
Quote from A Long Walk to Pittsburgh (Part 2)
Eric: I hear yelling.
Alan: Eric, upstairs.
Eric: No, no. I hear yelling, I'm not involved. I'm staying.
Quote from Security Guy
Amy: Eric, are you going to work?
Eric: Uh, mom, yeah. Put a little food on the table, keep you in pretty things. Let's go, pops.
Quote from Brothers
Jack: Hey, Eric, nice to meet you.
Eric: Yeah, nice to meet you too, Jack.
Jack: You smoke?
Eric: No. You smoke?
Jack: No.
Eric: You like pets?
Jack: Na, I have a hard enough time keeping track of myself. You?
Eric: I'm not a pet guy. Got four kids though!
Quote from Brothers
Jack: Favorite color on three.
Eric: Go.
Jack: Eric: One, two, three. Blue!
Jack: See you later.
Eric: Yeah, nice to meet you. ... I don't like him.
Quote from It's Not You, It's Me
Eric: Mr. Feeny! Feeny and Eric back together again. Just like the old days. I make you look so good.
Quote from Eric Hollywood
Eric: Sorry for dragging you out to California, Mr. Feeny. I had no idea the Windy City would be so cruel.
Quote from Prom-ises, Prom-ises
Eric: Not that Mr. Matthews. The other Mr. Matthews. The cheating Mr. Matthews I used to be proud to call daddy. What room's he in? What room's he in? What room's he in? Huh?