Cory: This corporate world is my very essence. Okay, and as I climb the ladder to success, I want you there right with me.
Shawn: Next to you?
Cory: Behind me. That's how ladders work.

Cory: They want you to take the rolls!

Mr. Feeny: So, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: You think we've known each other long enough for you to call me Cory?
Mr. Feeny: I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.
Cory: Shh, Mr. Feeny! Not even Topanga knows that.

Cory: Eight lanes and not one stinking island, I mean you gotta be Moses to get across that highway.

Cory: And I just want to ask one thing: What's this?
Topanga: No, Cory, we were just -
Cory: Undapants!

Cory: Eric, somebody's in love with you.
Eric: Oh, yeah? Who?
Cory: Topanga Lawrence. You know, that hair in the front row with the girl attached.

Cory: Please pay at the register, honey. And tipping is not a city in China.

Cory: Oh, yeah. That's just what I want! To be Topanga's boyfriend. Then we can name our children Chewbacca and Plankton.

Cory: Missy Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

Morgan: Hi, I'm Cory Matthews and for the next three years, I'm going to look like a potato.
Eric: Will you get out of here?
Cory: No, the child speaks the truth. I, Cory Matthews, am a po-ta-to.