Eric Matthews Quotes Page 20 of 21
Quote from Her Answer (Part 2)
Amy: The man has given the last forty years of his life teaching others.
Eric: Don't care. Kill his flowers. Kill 'em.
Quote from Picket Fences
Eric: Toilets are clean, boss. Oh, hey, look: I'm a Teletubby!
Quote from Picket Fences
Eric: Her name is Bridget and I wrote her this poem: "Bridget you make me fidget."
Quote from Brothers
Cory: Eric, why are you doing this to me? Why are you home?
Eric: I don't know.
Quote from It's Not You, It's Me
Eric: No, we're not going to have to. You see the beauty of befriending the dean is he's going to give us an extension on the paper. We're never going to have to do it. Or any paper thereafter. We're actually never going to have to do any work until we graduate, get jobs, befriend our bosses, get married, befriend our wives.
Quote from I Love You, Donna Karan
Eric: Hey, you're tutoring another kid in there, aren't you?
Mr. Feeny: I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
Eric: You're tutoring Kevin McDougall, the kid from the other side.
Quote from Last Tango in Philly
Eric: How'd your date go with Kathy?
Mr. Feeny: Well, it seemed to be going quite well. She even invited me into her home.
Eric: Ooh. Go Feeny. Go Feeny. Go Feeny.
Quote from A Very Topanga Christmas
Eric: Well, Captain, this isn't about the presents, it's about the power struggle between men and women since the creation of man over 300 years ago.
Quote from It's About Time
Eric: You know I think it's time for the older brother to give the younger brother the pre-wedding sex talk.