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‘Eric Hollywood’ Quotes

Boy Meets World: Eric Hollywood

519. Eric Hollywood

Aired March 20, 1998

After Eric causes a prop disaster that injures the leading man in the school play, Eric takes the lead role. Eric's strong performance catches the eye of a Hollywood director, who asks Eric to join the cast of the ABC sitcom "Kid Gets Acquainted with Universe". Meanwhile, Topanga tries to save her friendship with Shawn, who isn't sure he can be friends with both her and Cory following their break-up.

Quote from Eric

Eric: I can do Cartman. "I am not fat. I am festivally plump."

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Quote from Eric

Alan: You know the real tragedy tonight is that William Shakespeare couldn't be here to see how good you are.
Eric: Aw, he'll come tomorrow. I mean we're here all week.

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Director:

Quote from Jack

Jack: Topanga's a good nurse. My fever's back down to malaria level. I think I can go back to my village now.

Quote from Eric

Eric: I have finally found my niece.
Alan: You mean niche?
Eric: Probably.

Quote from Eric

Amy: Promise me you won't let these things go to your head.
Eric: I would never.
Amy: Oh look, Bloomingdale's is having a white sale.
Eric: That's not about me!

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: You call this a classroom? There are only nine desks. Are we supposed to believe there are only nine students in the whole class?
Producer: Well, actually camera angles will make it appear to be more.
Mr. Feeny: That's diabolical.

Quote from Jack

Jack: You know the one I mean. Her name rhymes with Noshmanga.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Sorry for dragging you out to California, Mr. Feeny. I had no idea the Windy City would be so cruel.

Quote from Eric

Director: Eric, there are some people here who want to talk to you about your future.
Eric: Are they gypsies?

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