Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, Morgan, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy, I made a mistake.

Eric: Okay, Weasel, do you remember what we've been practising?
Morgan: This is my brother, Eric. He's very shy.

Morgan: Come on, it's getting cold.
Amy: It's ice cream.
Morgan: Come on, it's getting warm.

Morgan: Hey, it's Punky Brewster!

Cory: I'm a kid. I don't even understand the emotional content of Full House.
Morgan: I do!

Morgan: Do you want me and Debbie to go to the baseball game with you?
Cory: Hey, go to the game with my little sister and her doll. Great! Maybe during the seventh inning stretch I could run through the stadium in my old Spiderman underwear?
Morgan: Well you don't have to dress up for me.