‘Prom-ises, Prom-ises’
Season 5, Episode 22 - Aired May 1, 1998
It's prom night and Cory and Shawn hope their respective relationships will be taken to the next level tonight. Angela feels she and Shawn aren't ready for this, while Topanga will go to the next level if the night goes right. Meanwhile, Amy has big news for Alan.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Ah, this is silly. You must go through this all the time. I'll just give you my real name. It's Don. Don Quixote.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Hi, I'd like a room please.
Receptionist: All right.
Cory: For the reason of tiredness and it's been a very long journey.
Receptionist: So then you'll want a bed?
Cory: Yes! But, I mean, it doesn't always have to be a bed. We could do some dancing first.
Receptionist: So will you want a king-size bed or two doubles?
Cory: What would you recommend for someone such as me?
Receptionist: Well, have you ever been tired before?
Cory: No. Actually this is my first time ever being tired.
Receptionist: And exactly how tired are you?
Cory: Well, let's put it this way, if I don't get a room soon, I may fall asleep right here.
Quote from Eric
Alan: We're having a baby.
Eric: They're having a baby. I'm going to be an uncle!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Not that Mr. Matthews. The other Mr. Matthews. The cheating Mr. Matthews I used to be proud to call daddy. What room's he in? What room's he in? What room's he in? Huh?