Shawn Hunter Quotes Page 1 of 12
Quote from Sixteen Candles and Four-Hundred-Pound-Men
Shawn: Fred Flintstone - nice guy, big feet. Just like you.
Quote from What a Drag!
Eric: How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes on the dress and no on the face.
Eric: What too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.
Quote from Brotherly Shove
Shawn: You know, Jack, Eric said something interesting before that got me thinking.
Jack: Wait a minute. Eric got you thinking?
Shawn: He seemed well rested.
Quote from No Guts, No Cory
Cory: You listened to Feeny.
Shawn: Oh my God, I listened to Feeny.
Quote from On the Air
Shawn: Let's meet our next contestant. You are...
Jasmine: My name is Jasmine Fontana.
Shawn: If it isn't, it should be.
Quote from I Never Sang for My Legal Guardian
Shawn: At least at the trailer park I'll be surrounded by family. And the FBI agents who surround them.
Quote from Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow
Shawn: She's my best friend's girl. She's my best friend's girl. ... Aww, to heck with it. Marry me! I live in a trailer park and have no education, but my hair does this.
Quote from Life Lessons
Topanga: Cory, do not even try to call me for the next three weeks. I will be incommunicado.
Shawn: Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.
Quote from Teacher's Bet
Minkus: People, people, people. Are we going to do our social studies today?
Shawn: Minkus, Minkus, Minkus. Shut up.
Quote from Pairing Off
Ms. Kelly: Who can tell us the name of the organ where the eggs are stored? Officer?
Shawn: Sorry, Ms. Kelly, I don't have that stuff. I can name the stuff I have. Or at least what I call them.
Quote from The Uninvited
Cory: I mean, Shawn, you're much cooler than I am. At least I thought you were.
Shawn: Trust me, I am.