Eric: Hey. Look who I found by the side of the road.
Hyde: Leo. Man, what are you doing back in town?
Leo: I'm not really sure, man.
Eric: Yeah, I can't tell if he has amnesia or if he's just perfectly fine.
Hyde: Well, I'm glad you're back, man.
Leo: Feeling's mutual, man. Hey, wait a second. You're Hyde, man. Hey! [they hug]

Bob: Oh, little sweetie.
[After picking up the baby, Bob kicks the hammock sending Leo falling to the ground]
Bob: What are you doing in my house, hippie?!
Leo: Are you sure this is your house?
Bob: Of course it's my house.
Leo: I believe you. The guy screaming usually owns the house.

Red: Damn, Leo. I'm impressed. From one veteran to another, I'd like to buy you a drink.
Leo: Actually I'd like to buy you a drink.
Bob: I'll take a drink.
Red: Sorry. This round is for men who fought for Uncle Sam. Not spent the war hiding in their Uncle Sam's house.
Leo: Hey, man, even if he didn't see action, he still deserves a drink.
Red: All right, fine.
Leo: Bartender, one Shirley Temple! [Red and Leo laugh]

Leo: There's my girl.
Donna: Hi, Leo. Leo, you didn't have to get me chocolates.
Leo: Chocolates? That's my lunch.
Donna: Leo, look. I'm really flattered that you like me, but I can't be your girlfriend.
Leo: Is it because I'm Black?
Donna: You're not Black.
Leo: So, it's not that then. I know what it is. You like that Randy guy.
Donna: What? No, I don't.
Leo: Yes, you do. So I think maybe it's best if we stop seeing each other.
Donna: Wait a minute, you're breaking up with me?
Leo: I'm sorry, but I just can't date a racist.

[As Leo listens to music in the photo hut, Hyde storms in and removes his headphones]
Leo: Hey, what are you doin', man?
Hyde: You turn that thing off and get ready for work!
Leo: I'm not working today, man. I got an earache.
Hyde: Earache, my eye! How'd you like a buttache? Now get your little fanny perpendicular and open the hut! You got it? [exits]
Leo: What a hard-ass, man.

Leo: I'm sorry, man, I must have lost your film. Are you sure it was this hut?

Hyde: Hey, Leo, man. You all set?
Leo: Totally, man. I got everything.
Hyde: Great. Where's the camera?
Leo: I got everything but the camera... [laughs] Or the film or the flashcubes. I got nothing, man.
Hyde: Leo, man, the Fotohut is loaded with that stuff.
Leo: I know. It's ironic, isn't it?
Hyde: And yet, not surprising.

Hyde: Leo, did you take your turn yet, man?
Leo: No, man. I, I can't decide between college or a career.
Hyde: Well, we can't start until you decide. So choose, man, or I'll start workin'.
Leo: Hey, don't rush me, man. This decision's gonna affect the rest of my life.
Hyde: [sighs] Go to college.
Leo: Okay. Hey, but... What if those frat guys make fun of my hair? And beat me up like, like fascists and stuff?
Hyde: Well, then just start a career.
Leo: I can't let those frat guys get away with it, man.
Hyde: Leo, man, it's just a game!
Leo: Yeah. Life is hard.

Leo: Okay. Pay me.
Hyde: Leo, I gotta help the customer, man. I think he's gonna drive away.
Leo: Eh, let him go. I don't need his stinkin' photo money. I'm a doctor.
Hyde: Okay, man, you know what? That's it. This game is over, man. This is not life. This is life!
Leo: Yeah, but this life is so much better than this life, man. In the, in the game, I got kids, man. In real life, my kids split on me.
Hyde: Really, man?
Leo: Yeah.
Hyde: My parents split on me.
Leo: Oh, wow. Now we found each other. Hey, do you wanna be my father?
Hyde: Sure.
Leo: Okay. Go ahead. Spin, Dad.

[circle:]
Kelso: You should really go to church, Eric. 'Cause God, he sees everything. It's why I live my life good and pure.
Eric: Kelso, you were dating two girls at the same time.
Kelso: Yeah, but God didn't see that. I was in my van, and he can't see through lead.
Fez: [strokes mustache] I don't want to get into a religious argument, but my God can kick your God's ass.
Hyde: God is dead, man. It said so in Time magazine.
Leo: No, man. I sat next to God once on the bus. He told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel.
Hyde: So what's the meaning of life, man?
Leo: Uh, yeah. I guess I should have written it down. But it was a good pretzel, man.
Eric: Maybe this life doesn't even matter, you know. Maybe we're not even here. Or no. Maybe I'm here, but you're not. Hello?
Kelso: You know what the best thing God ever did was? Boobs!
Fez: Yes. And God said, "Let there be boobs." And then there were boobs.
Hyde: Hey, if God is all-powerful, can he make a boob so big that even he can't lift it?
Leo: Well, that's a good question, man. I'll ask him next time I'm on the bus.