Donna: You must be Estelle.
Estelle Costanza: Yes. Who are you?
Donna: I'm Donna Chang.
Estelle Costanza: You're not Chinese.

Estelle Costanza: Georgie, can you zip me up?
George: Yeah. Yeah, one second.
Estelle Costanza: Well, come on!
George: All right. All right. Let's not get into panic mode! Let's not make a big deal out ofa this thing or we're never gonna get through this night.
Estelle Costanza: Well, I'm meeting your in-laws, I think I should look nice.
George: My in-laws. Oh, my God.

George: Whew! Boy, it's cold outside, huh? Oh, these New York winters. Ha! Bitter cold, bitter.
Frank Costanza: I was out for five minutes before, I couldn't feel my extremities.
Estelle Costanza: What extremities?

Estelle Costanza: Oh, Jerry. I don't know how you can do this. I'm so nervous for you.
Jerry: Actually, I'm drunk.

Estelle Costanza: [answers phone] Hello?
George: Hey, it's Georgie.
Estelle Costanza: Let me put your father on the phone.
George: Ma!
Frank Costanza: [takes phone] Who is this?
George: Dad, it's me. Hey, listen, I was at Fortunoff's the other day, and, you know what, you were right.
Estelle Costanza: [knocks, feigns a Chinese accent] Chinese food.
Frank Costanza: Sorry, George, our Chinese food just came. Talk to you later.
George: Chinese food?

Estelle Costanza: I want you to go see a psychiatrist.
George: No! I am not going to see a psychiatrist!
Estelle Costanza: Why? Why not?! Why won't you go?
George: Because I don't want to.
Estelle Costanza: I want you to go see somebody.
George: Well, I am not going.
Estelle Costanza: It's a good thing your father's in Chicago.

Estelle Costanza: You know, I was thinking today. I never liked those Seinfelds anyway. He's an idiot all together.

Lloyd: Oh, um, by the way, who was that gorgeous woman I saw you with the other day?
George: Oh, uh, just a friend of mine.
Estelle Costanza: You must mean Elaine. Isn't she adorable?
Lloyd: She is. She is. How about giving me her number?
George: Oh, you know, Lloyd, I really don't have it.
Estelle Costanza: She works at Pendant Publishing. Elaine Benes.
Lloyd: Oh, great. Thanks a lot!

Estelle Costanza: Careful. Careful with the suitcases. We just painted.
Kramer: Hello, Mrs. Costanza.
Estelle Costanza: Hello, Kramer. Close the door.
Kramer: Well, I gotta bring in more stuff.
Estelle Costanza: More stuff?!
Kramer: Yeah.
Estelle Costanza: How much is there?!
George: There's more.

Estelle Costanza: So, you think they're coming tonight?
George: I dunno they said maybe.
Frank Costanza: Of course, they're coming. They're leaving soon. If they don't come tonight, they might not see us.
Estelle Costanza: Well, they better come. I got all this paella.