Jerry: Well, looks like you've adjusted to the boxers.
Kramer: Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.
Jerry: You went back to the Jockeys?
Kramer: Wrong again.
Jerry: Oh, no.
Elaine: What? What?
Jerry: Don't you see what's going on here? No boxers, no Jockeys.
Elaine: Eww.
Jerry: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine. Kramer, say it isn't so.
Kramer: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!
Jerry: Don't you need a little help?
Kramer: Surprisingly, no. I'm free. I'm unfettered. I feel like a naked, innocent boy roaming the countryside.

Estelle Costanza: You're not Chinese?
Donna: No.
Estelle Costanza: I thought you were Chinese.
Donna: I'm from Long Island.
Estelle Costanza: Long Island? I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman.
Donna: I'm sorry.
Estelle Costanza: Well, then that changes everything.
George: What?
Estelle Costanza: She's not Chinese. I was duped!
George: So what? She still gave you advice. What's the difference if she's not Chinese?
Estelle Costanza: I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island.

Kramer: Here, take my Jockey shorts.
Elaine: Whoa, whoa!
Jerry: Hey, what is that?
Kramer: Look, you gotta help me. I have to get off Jockey shorts.
Jerry: What, you have low sperm count?
Kramer: Very low! Come on, take them.
Jerry: I don't want them.
Kramer: Jerry, look, you gotta help. If I have one pair in my house, I'll wear them.
Jerry: I don't want them.
Kramer: All it takes is one pair.
Jerry: I'm not gonna be able to sleep if those are in the house.
Kramer: Boxers! How do you wear these things? Look at that. They're bagging up. They're rising here. And there's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping. What am I gonna do? Jerry, I'm going crazy in these things. [exits]
Jerry: Well, I'm gonna have to move now.

Kramer: What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?
Jerry: Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years? Boy, I'm surprised. You've slept with a lot of women.
Kramer: A lot of women! Do you think maybe I'm... depleted?
Jerry: Well, I'm sure you're not totally depleted.
Kramer: Yeah, but what if I am? I'm the last male Kramer. We're facing extinction.
Jerry: So go to a fertility clinic, have your sperm count check.
Kramer: Yeah, but then I'd have to... Well, you know.... Into a cup in the middle of the day?
Elaine: What, does that conflict with your regular schedule?

George: All right, so let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape?
Frank Costanza: He was my lawyer.
George: Your lawyer wears a cape?
Frank Costanza: Yeah. So what?
George: Who wears a cape?
Frank Costanza: He's very independent. He doesn't follow the trends.
Estelle Costanza: He looks ridiculous in that thing.
Frank Costanza: You have no eye for fashion!
Estelle Costanza: I have no eye for fashion?

George: Oh, my God! You know what I just realized? If they get divorced and live in two separate places, that's twice as many visits.
Jerry: I never thought of that.
George: Imagine if I had to see them both on the same day. It's like running a double marathon.

George: You know what this has to do with?
Elaine: What?
George: The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don't trust men in capes.
Jerry: You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say something bad about him.
George: All right, Superman's the exception.

Frank Costanza: You know what I like about Manhattan? There's no mosquitoes.
George: There's plenty of mosquitoes.
Frank Costanza: Queens is full of mosquitoes.
George: So, Dad-
Frank Costanza: Gnats, too, if I'm not mistaken.

Elaine: Hey, George, we saw your father on the street before.
George: What's he doing in the city today?
[Jerry and Elaine shrug their shoulders]
George: You didn't ask him?
[Jerry and Elaine shake their heads]
George: You didn't say hello?
Elaine: Well, he was with someone... A man in a cape.
George: Why was he wearing a cape?
[Jerry and Elaine shrug their shoulders]
George: Was my father wearing a cape?
Jerry: No, jacket and tie. No cape.
George: Huh. A cape. What was a man with a cape doing with my father? What was my father doing with a man in a cape? Why a cape? [walks out]

Donna: You must be Estelle.
Estelle Costanza: Yes. Who are you?
Donna: I'm Donna Chang.
Estelle Costanza: You're not Chinese.