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Quote from The Invitations

Susan Ross: Hi. Hey I've been going over the list. What about The Drake? Wanna invite him?
George: Oh, got to invite The Drake. Listen, there's something that's been on my mind and we haven't really talked about it and it's kind of important to me.
Susan Ross: What is it?
George: Well, I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Susan Ross: A prenup?
George: Yeah.
Susan Ross: [bursts out laughing]
George: What's so funny?
Susan Ross: You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. [laughs] Yeah! Give me the papers, I'll sign them. [laughing] A prenup!


Quote from The Pool Guy

Elaine: I thought that was pretty good, huh?
Jerry: What'd you think Susan?
Susan Ross: Oh, I don't know. I couldn't hear anything. You talked the whole movie.
Elaine: Oh, well come on. You want to go grab a bite to eat?
Jerry: Yeah.
Susan Ross: Ah, no. I don't think so.
Elaine: Why not?
Susan Ross: Well, you know, all you guys ever do is sit around the coffee shop talking, sit around Jerry's apartment talking. Frankly, I don't know how you can stand it. See you.

Quote from The Maestro

George: I don't like it, it's red. It it's too flashy.
Susan Ross: Well, you could use a little flash.
George: All right. Don't change me. Susan, don't change me. You know, there are a lot of woman that would love to be in your position right now.
Susan Ross: Name one.

Quote from The Secret Code

Susan Ross: Hi. Here's your cash, George.
George: Hm. Thanks.
Susan Ross: And here's your card back. Anyone for Bosco?

Quote from The Bubble Boy

Donald: [o.s.] What's your story?
Susan Ross: I, I have no story.
George: She works for NBC.
Donald: How about taking your top off?
Mrs. Sanger: Donald, behave yourself.
Donald: Come on.

Quote from The Cheever Letters

Susan Ross: Oh, they're letters. [hands the box to George] Here.
George: Oh, sure.
Susan Ross: From... from John Cheever.
Jerry & George: Wow.
Susan Ross: "Dear Henry, last night with you was bliss. I fear my... orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, John. P.S. Loved the cabin."

Quote from The Wait Out

Susan Ross: Can I talk to you for a minute?
George: Yeah, sure, sure.
Susan Ross: I've been doing a lot of thinking about the wedding and all... and I've decided to go with the chicken.

Quote from The Betrayal

George: How was the date?
Jerry: Pretty good. I think she might be the one.
George: [to the waitress] Oh, French fries.
Susan Ross: Eh, George.
George: Baked potato. Sorry.
Susan Ross: Yeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.

Quote from The Bubble Boy

Kramer: Well, I'm off to the links.
George and Jerry: Yeah.
Kramer: Listen, I want to thank you for the invite up state. I'm sorry I can't make it.
Susan Ross: The what?
George: Nothing, uh lets get going. Come on.
Susan Ross: Did you..
George: No, no, we'll talk about it later.
Susan Ross: Is that one of the cigars my father gave you?

Quote from The Cheever Letters

Mr. Ross: You know, you can't get those cigars anywhere.
Mrs. Ross: You and your cigars..
Mr. Ross: Wear some more lipstick.
Susan Ross: Daddy, there's, um, there's something that we have to talk to you about..
Mr. Ross: Oh, I forgot to ask you. How'd you like the cabin?
George: Oh, the, uh, the cabin? Well... [clears throat]

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