- Newman
- Estelle Costanza
- Frank Costanza
- Helen Seinfeld
- Morty Seinfeld
- Uncle Leo
- Mr. Steinbrenner
- J. Peterman
- Jackie Chiles
- David Puddy
- Susan Ross
Estelle Costanza Quotes Page 4 of 4
Quote from The Raincoats
George: They were drinking champagne in a buggy!
Frank Costanza: First Kramer, then Elaine?
George: Yeah.
Frank Costanza: It's a slap in the face.
Estelle Costanza: [arms stretched wide in exasperation] What did we ever do to them? [George mirrors Estelle as she flaps her arms up and down] I want to know what we did them!
Frank Costanza: What, are they too good for us? A raincoat salesman? I could buy and sell them like that.
Estelle Costanza: The hell with them.
Quote from The Raincoats
Estelle Costanza: Kramer, I love that shirt.
Kramer: Yeah.
Frank Costanza: That's because it's mine!
Estelle Costanza: You look just like Frank on our honeymoon.
Kramer: Oh, well, thank you.
Quote from The Chinese Woman
George: So, what made you change your mind?
Estelle Costanza: It was that Chinese woman.
Quote from The Fusilli Jerry
Kramer: I just can't get over how fantastic you look.
Estelle Costanza: Oh, really?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. This takes twenty years off.
Estelle Costanza: And it was all done by laser. I don't even need bandages.
Man: [o.s.] Yo, Assman! Look at the Assman!
Elaine: Did he say, "Assman"?
Kramer: Oh, yeah.
Elaine: Oh my goodness.
Man: [o.s.] Hey, the Assman's in town!
Kramer: You got that straight!
Estelle Costanza: Boy. I never dreamed it could make such a difference.
Quote from The Fusilli Jerry
Estelle Costanza: Oh, I was so worried. [grabs a couple of tissues]
George: Ma, don't cry!
Estelle Costanza: Oh, I can't help it!
George: Ma, your eyes!
Estelle Costanza: Oh!
Quote from The Engagement
George: [on the phone] Ma, guess what?
Estelle Costanza: Oh, my God!
George: No, it's nothing bad. I'm getting married.
Estelle Costanza: You're what?
George: I'm getting married.
Estelle Costanza: Oh, my God! You're getting married?
George: Yes!
Estelle Costanza: Oh, I can't believe it.
Quote from The Engagement
Estelle Costanza: Frank, come here.
Frank Costanza: [o.s.] You come here.
Estelle Costanza: Georgie's getting married.
Frank: [enters] What?
Estelle Costanza: Georgie's getting married.
Frank Costanza: Get the hell out of here. He's getting married?
Estelle Costanza: Yes.
Frank Costanza: To a woman?
Estelle Costanza: Of course to a woman.
Quote from The Engagement
Estelle Costanza: [on the phone] What's she look like?
Frank Costanza: I'm sure she's pretty gorgeous.
George: What difference does it make what she looks like?
Estelle Costanza: Is she pretty?
George: Yes, she's pretty. What difference does it make?
Estelle Costanza: I'm just curious!
Frank Costanza: She's not pretty?
Quote from The Doll
Kramer: All right, come on Frank. It's your shot.
Frank Costanza: I can't make anything..
Kramer: Well, that's because you don't know how to follow through correctly.
Frank Costanza: Follow through? What do you mean?
Kramer: Right here, come on, I'll show you. [Kramer stands behind Frank and guides him] Take hold of your stick. All right, bring it back slowly.
[Estelle walks in with a tray of snacks and sees Frank and Kramer close together in their underwear]
Frank Costanza: It's a little unnatural, but I think I'm getting the hang of it.
Estelle Costanza: Oh, my God!
Quote from The Serenity Now
Lloyd: Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.
George: What is this?
Frank Costanza: [drawing a zero under George's name] This is your lagging. Good work, Braun.
Estelle Costanza: [o.s.] Good for you, Lloyd!