Jerry: So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
David Puddy: I don't care for that term.
Jerry: Oh. Sorry, I didn't know.
David Puddy: No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
Jerry: I saw one once that could do sign language.
David Puddy: Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
Jerry: Yeah, Koko.
David Puddy: Right, Koko. That chimp's all right. High-five.

Elaine: What is that?
David Puddy: It's my new coat.
Elaine: You ditched the fur?
David Puddy: Yeah, I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy. Check it out. Eight Ball. You got a question, you ask the Eight Ball.
Elaine: You're gonna wear this all the time?
David Puddy: All signs point to yes.

David Puddy: All right, be careful with the car, babe.
Elaine: Yeah, yeah.
David Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it.
Elaine: Goodbye?
David Puddy: Two and ten, babe.
Elaine: Okay.
David Puddy: Don't peel out.
Elaine: I won't.
[Elaine peels the car out. When a religious song plays on the radio, Elaine switches the station but finds all the presets are set to religious radio stations.]
Elaine: Jesus?

David Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. Why don't you just grab that one?
Elaine: But that belongs to Mr. Potato Guy, that's his.
David Puddy: Come on, get it.
Elaine: Well, if you want it, you get it.
David Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal.
Elaine: Oh, but it's okay for me?
David Puddy: Oh, what do you care? You know where you're going.

Elaine: Puddy, don't wait for me.
David Puddy: All right.

Elaine: Dave, um, painted his face.
Kramer: Yeah, that's cool. Well, you gotta support your team.
David Puddy: Okay, ready to go?
Kramer: Yeah.
David Puddy: [roars] Let's get it on! All right! Go Devils! Go Devils! Let's go Devils!

David Puddy: You stink Messier! We're gonna get you, Messier!
Man: Will you sit down?
David Puddy: Hey man, I'm just trying to support the team.
Elaine: Will you sit down? You're disturbing everybody. Sit down!
David Puddy: Oh yeah, because you're a Ranger fan and you know I'm messing with their heads. [after the Devils score] Go Devils!

David Puddy: Seriously, is this the best okra you've ever had, or what?
Elaine: Mmm. De-lish.
David Puddy: Delish?
Elaine: Delish. You know, short for delicious.
David Puddy: Oh, like scrump.
Elaine: Yeah.
David Puddy: [checks water] I'm gonna be late. See you later.

Jerry: You can't come up with your own stuff , so you steal other peoples? You're nothing but a hack.
David Puddy: Are you through? Cause, uh, I gotta get back to work.
Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, you know. If you wanna do it out of town...okay. But not in the city.
David Puddy: All right, how about the next time your car breaks down, you take that out of town.
Jerry: Fine.
David Puddy: Good!

Elaine: What are you doing?
David Puddy: It's a long flight, Elaine. I had to get on with my life.
Elaine: By making time with some floozy across the aisle?
David Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Well, what's going on over there with you and, uh, vegetable lasagna?
Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me.
Norwegian Man: I can hear you.
David Puddy: Well, she doesn't mean anything to me either. If it were up to me, we'd still be together.
Elaine: Well, maybe I feel the same way.
David Puddy: Okay.
Elaine: Okay, so now what?
David Puddy: Let's make out.