Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Leslie, I don't know if there's a story in these emails. They're iffy, but Dexhart has been elected eight times. I don't think the voters care. His poll numbers are actually up since the scandal broke.
Leslie Knope: Well, that's just because people found out he was Miley Cyrus' cousin.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: He is?
Councilman Dexhart: Good morning, Leslie. "Sweet jugs."
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: What? He's kinda cute.
Leslie Knope: Oh, God, Shauna, no.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: I-I just feel like I could fix him, you know?
Leslie Knope: [puffs]

Leslie Knope: Did you see my bra? Mmm? Bee, boop. Guess what? I'm wearing the hot one tomorrow, the black one.
Dave Sanderson: Okay.
Leslie Knope: Can I use your bathroom?
Dave Sanderson: Yes.
Leslie Knope: Are you impressed that I know what it's called?
Dave Sanderson: Look, maybe I ought to give you a lift home.
Leslie Knope: Good. Well, in London, they call elevators "lifts." So, you're gonna give me an elevator home?
Dave Sanderson: No, thank you. Okay. Let's... Let's go. Okay?
Leslie Knope: Okay. Let's go... [British accent] ...down to the pub...
Dave Sanderson: That's right. To the pub.
Leslie Knope: ...get a pint. We'll put our knickers in The Beatles records.
Dave Sanderson: Okay, yeah. That's...
Leslie Knope: This is an English accent.