Leslie Knope Quote #161
Quote from Leslie Knope in Practice Date
Leslie Knope: Did you see my bra? Mmm? Bee, boop. Guess what? I'm wearing the hot one tomorrow, the black one.
Dave Sanderson: Okay.
Leslie Knope: Can I use your bathroom?
Dave Sanderson: Yes.
Leslie Knope: Are you impressed that I know what it's called?
Dave Sanderson: Look, maybe I ought to give you a lift home.
Leslie Knope: Good. Well, in London, they call elevators "lifts." So, you're gonna give me an elevator home?
Dave Sanderson: No, thank you. Okay. Let's... Let's go. Okay?
Leslie Knope: Okay. Let's go... [British accent] ...down to the pub...
Dave Sanderson: That's right. To the pub.
Leslie Knope: ...get a pint. We'll put our knickers in The Beatles records.
Dave Sanderson: Okay, yeah. That's...
Leslie Knope: This is an English accent.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: Leslie, relax.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Okay? I just have a few more questions for you, Ann. What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sleeves catches on fire and it spreads rapidly? What if instead of Tic Tacs, I accidentally pop a couple of Ambien and I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?
Ann: Those are all insane hypotheticals. And I promise you they won't happen.
Leslie Knope: They have happened. All of these have happened to me.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: No, there's more. One time, I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine. Once I went out with a guy who wore 3D glasses the entire evening. Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs. Another time, I went to a really boring movie with a guy, and while I was asleep, he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth. We went out a couple times after that, but then he got weird.
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Quote from Donna
Tom: Hey, Donna. Let me ask you something. Do you hate black people?
Donna: Excuse me?
Tom: 'Cause, apparently, in 1988, you donated money to the presidential campaign for David Duke.
April: The KKK guy?
Donna: I got a phone call. They said he would lower taxes.