[2048:]
Gayle Gergich: Happy birthday, my sweet, sweet husband. We all love you so much.
Jerry: I have had the perfect life. I have had the perfect marriage...
Gayle Gergich: Oh! ( Giggles )
Jerry: The perfect children, and the perfect grandchildren and great-grandchildren! And I just want you to know how much I love you.
Gayle Gergich: Okay, come on, everybody, say, "Gergich!"
All: Gergich!

Donna: So what's new, Mayor Gergich? How's Pawnee doing?
Jerry: Uh, well, not bad. But I will tell you, some people really fought me when I had to cancel the Annual Pawnee Popsicle Lick 'N Pass.
Leslie Knope: Very weird tradition. Why did we ever do that?
Jerry: Hold on a second. I got some frosting in my ear thing.
[After Jerry rubs his phone, he accidentally enables a filter which adds dog ears and mouth to his frame]
Jerry: Okay.
Donna: Garry, you're a dog.
Jerry: Oh, well. Gayle has called me that a few times over the years.
Leslie Knope: Ew, no. Stop. She means that you're literally a dog. You put a dog filter on your head.
Jerry: Oh, shoot. Okay, hold on. Um, yeah. Just turn that off. [Jerry now has a clown filter] Mm-kay. Is that better?
Donna: I mean, you can see the screen too, right? That's clearly not better.
Jerry: [sighs] Geez Louise.