Jessica: Hey, where were you? You missed it. Randy Gerber shoved an entire tater tot up a ninth grader's nose.
Malcolm: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Vicki and I are going to walk over and get lunch at the mall.
Jessica: Malcolm, what are you doing? We both agreed she's cheerleader scum.
Malcolm: But that's before she made out with me for an hour behind the gym.
Jessica: Shut up!
Malcolm: I know. I can't believe it either. And you know what else? She's sweet and kind and smart. Really smart.
Jessica: So the nasty, self-absorbed shallow thing is just an act? Wow, she's good.