Erin: Well, I appreciate that you're still here, Aisling. I really do. I'm not gonna lie. Just the two of us, it's gonna be tough, but if you're not afraid of the challenge, then neither am I.
Aisling: Yeah. I only came back because I forgot my inhaler.
Erin: Fine. Puff off. I don't need you. I don't need any of you. I've got my own people, and we'll show you up for
the amateurs that you are. My people are shit hot. Do you hear me? Shit hot!

Erin: She's gone too far this time, Mama. I mean, what next? Will I catch her trying on my knickers?
Mary: Don't say "knickers" in front of your father. He can't cope.
Erin: Aye, he can cope.
Orla: Sure, what's a pair of knickers between cousins?
Mary: Less of the knickers.

Erin: You not getting anything?
Clare: I'm trying to do this fast for Ethiopia.
Erin: For Christ's sake. What is it with you and Africa?
Clare: Will you sponsor me?
Erin: How much?
Clare: £2.
Erin: £2? Catch yourself on.

Erin: 25 miles? How far is that?
Clare: Far.
Erin: Like, how far are we talking? From here to Buncrana.
Clare: Further. It's more like from here to Ballybofey.
Erin: Shut up. From here to Ballybofey? Sure, you'd be knackered.
Clare: Kamal is knackered.
Erin: Are you sure Kamal isn't exaggerating?
Clare: Stop slagging off Kamal. Kamal doesn't have it easy. Will you sponsor me or not?

Erin: So, firstly we have the tutoring and out of everyone I thought you might be best suited to that, Clare, because...
Clare: I'm the brightest.
Erin: In that conventional sort of way, I suppose. There is also some baby-sitting, the child will be in bed so you should just about be able to manage that, Michelle.
Michelle: Oh, thanks. You should just about be able to manage this. [gives Erin the finger]
Erin: Always the lady.

Erin: There is also some gardening, mowing a lawn, etc. This will require a bit of muscle so... [James smiles] you should take that one, Orla.
James: No, I should do that one. It's a man's job, Erin. I am a man.
Michelle: That's debatable.
James: Well, I am more of a man than Orla.
Orla: I do not accept that.

Erin: Where is everyone?
Aisling: They quit.
Erin: What? You're not serious.
Aisling: They all think what you did was pretty out of order, Erin.
Erin: I see.
Aisling: And that you're a bit ruthless.
Erin: OK.
Aisling: And cold.
Erin: Right.
Aisling: And nobody really has any respect for you.

Mary: Look, girls, I know how much you were all looking forward to seeing This n' That.
Erin: Take That!
Mary: But there'll be other concerts.
Erin: No, there won't! The fact that this one's happening is a miracle. Nobody good ever comes here cos we keep killing each other!
Sarah: And now we're overrun with polar bears.
Joe: Where will it end?
Erin: Seriously?!

Michelle: I can't believe we're doing this. It's fucking heartbreaking.
Erin: Look, Granda's had one and now he's acting really, really weird.
Michelle: You're being paranoid, Erin.
Erin: He was nice to Daddy.
Michelle: Jesus!
Erin: Exactly. And if my ma starts asking questions...
Michelle: Your ma won't trace it back to us.
Erin: Are you for real? She traces everything back to us! She traces things we haven't even done back to us!

Sarah: How's your scoots now, Erin, love?
Erin: Aye, they're clearing up, I think.
Sarah: God, it's my worst nightmare, getting caught out in someone else's house like that.
Gerry: I still don't understand why you had to bring all of your friends in there with you.
Erin: I panicked, Daddy.
Mary: Can we please stop talking about Erin's scoots? We're about to have our tea.