Norm: Well, uh, Diane, do you think, uh, maybe you're just not ready for the Boston Ballet? Hmm?
Diane: Yes, I am. I know it. Madame Likova knows it. The only people who don't know it are the people at Boston Ballet, and they're about to find out. They're rehearsing now. They're going to see me if I have to do a grand jete over the gate.
Sam: Uh, Diane, I think that might be a mistake.
Diane: Why? Don't you think I'm good enough?
Sam: Oh, no. Oh, hey, are you kidding me? I think you're wonderful.
Diane: Heh. So what's the point?
Sam: Um, Frasier, the point?
Frasier: The point is...
Diane: You know you two have been behaving very mysteriously lately. Are you planning a surprise party?
Frasier: [laughing] You're onto us.
Sam: Darn!

Sam: No, wait, Di-Diane, wait a second here. Uh, oh, boy. Listen, l- l'm going to... [laughs] l- l'm going to have to tell you something, and, uh, you may not like it. You see, the- The truth... The truth is that...
Diane: Sam, I know what it is. You're afraid of losing me to the world of ballet.
Sam: No, no, see, that's... See, that's not what I'm afraid of at all.
Diane: Oh, my plucky little man.
Sam: l- l- l... Whoo, boy! I'm just going to have to come right out and, uh, say this. Uh, I- I hope I don't hurt your feelings here, um... Please, please, please, don't do this. Help me here, Frasier.
Frasier: Diane, please, please, please, don't do this.
Diane: Sam, this is one of the most genuine displays of affection you've ever shown me. With love like this in my corner, how could I possibly fail?

Dr. Finch-Royce: What are the keys to a successful marriage? Well, there are numerous schools of thought. Uh, many experts claim that the most important single ingredient in a marriage is... Quickly now.
Diane: Love?
Sam: Sex.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Honesty. Because from honesty springs...
Diane: Fidelity.
Sam: Sex.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Yes, trust.
Diane: Oh, I was going to say that.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Well, those people are wrong.

Diane: OK, well, let me speed-read this sucker. And then we can talk.
Sam: How long is that gonna take?
Diane: Ssh. I'm on chapter four.

Sam: Hey, hey, hey. Hey, you guys, you want to see a classic? Here, watch. Hi, Diane.
Diane: Hi, Sam.
Sam: Oh boy, hey, you know, that finger looks a little warm there. Maybe you should cool it down with some ice.
Diane: [gasps] Sam.
Sam: What? What? What's the matter? What's wrong?
Diane: Nothing. It's beautiful. Oh. Oh. Just think, hours ago, I was admiring this magnificent ring in the window, thinking it was an unattainable treasure. And now, here it is on my finger.
Sam: Yep, there it is, all right. That's the one. How about that, huh?
Diane: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Diane: Hello, Doctor.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Ah, this is a surprise.
Sam: Uh, sorry about this. We didn't catch you on the hopper, did we?
Dr. Finch-Royce: Uh... No, but thanks for asking. Come in.