Vicki Dubcek: So... you want me to go buy y'all some wine?
Alissa: No, that's okay.
Vicki Dubcek: They probably got plenty around here.

Vicki Dubcek: Whatcha looking at here? Oh! The Institute at Mason Farm? You know, I hear that they have a jacuzzi there that totally cleanses your whole soul. But the weird thing is... there's no water in it.

Vicki Dubcek: Oh, Stone you know, this is how I always imagined my prom night would be. I- I was- I was in a bad, bad place, Stone, but you've you've reawakened the woman in me.
Big Giant Head: Let's go to my place.
Vicki Dubcek: No. Not the Solomons'.
Big Giant Head: No, no, no. My place. The view is... [chuckles] Unbelievable.
Vicki Dubcek: Take me there.
[Vicki and the Big Giant Head are transported away. A moment later, the Big Giant Head reappears and grabs the bottle of champagne before transporting away again.]

Sally: Okay. All right. We got a big situation here. But we got time. We got 9 months, so we can...
Harry: You guys, we got a little problem here.
Vicki Dubcek: Well, ten minutes ago, these pants fit great. And now- Now I can't even zip 'em up. They- They cost me $40.

Big Giant Head: That's my boy.
Vicki Dubcek: No, that's my boy.
Big Giant Head: Well, if it isn't... who are you?
Vicki Dubcek: I'm the woman you knocked up and then abandoned, you rat!
Big Giant Head: Oh, that's you. You look...
Vicki Dubcek: Less trashy. Yeah, I know. Hey, baby. Hey, sweet little boy. Look at my sweetie. Come on, little Eric Travis. I don't want you anywhere near this itinerant sperm donor.

Dick: Stone feels just awful about abandoning you. He wants to make things right. Why don't you let him take you out to dinner or something?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, no. I do not want to be alone with that man.
Dick: Oh, no. Mary and I will come along. She adores Stone. It'll be a blast.
Vicki Dubcek: Ah, I don't know.
Dick: Come on, Vicki. Do it for Eric.
Vicki Dubcek: Who's Eric?
Dick: Your baby.
Vicki Dubcek: Isn't he cute?

Vicki Dubcek: Oh, it is so great to be back. You know, we would've brought the baby, but space travel is really hard when you're teething.

Sally: Vicki, how's space?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, when I first saw where I was living, let's just say, thank god in space no one can hear you scream.
Big Giant Head: She really classed things up. She redid the death chamber in orange shag carpet.
Vicki Dubcek: Please! I mean, it was so drab, I wanted to die.

Vicki Dubcek: Of course, you know, bein' queen does have its downside. I mean Stone and I have not had intimate relations in quite some time now.
Harry: Mm. You mean, because up there you're just a purple tube?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, that's his excuse. You know, I- I just- I miss intimacy, Harry. I- I miss fondling. I- I miss... sex! Oh!
Harry: So, how's this thing work?
Vicki Dubcek: No, no, no, no. No, no. Baby, don't play with fire. Hey, you know what? I just saved your life. [giggles] I wonder if you can think of a way to say "thank you."
Harry: Um...yes. Thank you.

Vicki Dubcek: All right, Harry. I've tried to be subtle, I've tried to be seductive, and I've tried to be incredibly obvious.
Harry: About what?
Vicki Dubcek: I want you, baby. I want you now!
Harry: No! Wa- Wait! Stop, now!
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, I'll stop.I'll stop when we're finished, baby. [kisses Harry]
Harry: Vicki, I got a girlfriend.
Vicki Dubcek: What? Well... Harry, you don't- You don't like her as much as you like me, do you?
Harry: Oh, no. More. [exits]
Vicki Dubcek: The queen is... pissed.