Derek: Can't help but notice you're making a bunch of people. You know, if we pooled our resources, we could be done in two shakes of a lamb's Derek.
Jason: Whatever. Janet doesn't need your help, dude.
Janet: Actually, it would go a lot faster. Thanks, Derek.
Derek: No problem. Don't worry. This is purely professional, okay? Now, be a pal and hold my classy martini while I get down to business. Let's make people.

Derek: [appears] Oh, hey, sorry. I just needed to grab this. You know, it's chime time.

Eleanor: Oh, hey, Wanda. Everything okay?
Wanda: Barg-de-barg-de-barg-de-barg.
Eleanor: Come again? [Wanda gets in Eleanor's face] Whoa.
Wanda: Barg-de-barg-de-barg-de-barg.
Eleanor: Derek!
Derek: [appears] Oh, hey! So, uh, things are not going well.
Eleanor: You said you could handle this!
Derek: Yeah, well, it turns out being a single father to 300 kids is not that easy, Eleanor.

Derek: Okay, it's easy. Just hit the button. You've seen Mindy do it a million times. Yeah. Here we go. [sobbing] No, no, no! Don't kill me, me. Don't do it! Huh. Now why is that so hard? I kinda... You know what? I see what I gotta do. Just kind of look at this... Derek! [hits plunger]