Barry: Lainey Lewis. And your father, Mr. Bill Lewis. Hello to both of you.
Lainey: Hi, Bar. Is that a giant chocolate kiss?
Barry: 'Tis. Been working it all day. Wanted to bloat up so not to look too attractive for my old flame.
Erica: Look at that, it worked.
Lainey: It's also out of respect to my former lover's father. I'm no threat to your baby girl.
Barry: The brown ring around your lips tells the story, son, but thanks for the words.

Lainey: Maybe I'll just swing by later, Erica. But we have so much to catch up on. [to Muriel] Bye, kiddo. Move out as soon as you can, 'kay?
Bill Lewis: I guess I'll just use the restroom at home. Ciao!

Barry: Y'know, that reminds me... I, too, should mosey on out of here in a casual fashion. Take that the completely innocent way it is intended.
Geoff: What you up to, Bar?
Barry: Conventional things. Just going to meet Matt Bradley so he can help me pick out some jean shorts, you know.

Beverly: [gasps] Ginzy!
Virginia Kremp: Hm?
Beverly: That Carmen is here, and she's with another man!
Virginia Kremp: [gasps] Really?
Beverly: Okay, here's what we're gonna do...
Virginia Kremp: Assume the best and mind our own business?
Beverly: You're gonna work your way over to their table. Be invisible and totally forgettable... [gasps] just like that! Yes! [breathes sharply] You're gonna spy on them and write down everything they say.
Virginia Kremp: Beverly, part of the reason that I asked you for coffee today is I wanted to say that I no longer want to be roped into Goldbergs hijinks and shenanigans.
Beverly: Go-go-go-go-go-go-go!

Beverly: [laughs] Excuse me. I just accidentally bumped into you and started this conversation.
Trent: I... I just gotta get to the men's room.
Beverly: [laughs] You're funny, and I've disarmed you by giving you a compliment. Now, is that your sister you're with?
Trent: What? Oh, uh, no.
Beverly: Cousin? Landlord? Some woman you found confused on the street, and you're buying her coffee?
Trent: What? We're on a date, if you must know.
Beverly: Oh, you mean like a platonic work date with no feelings?
Trent: Uh, a date date.
Beverly: That two-timing hussy!
Trent: I'm so confused right now.
Beverly: Well, nobody cares. Just... get...
Adult Adam: As my mom raced off to stop me from my grand gesture...
Beverly: I will protect my baby!

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Across town, Geoff was looking for evidence of two-timing of his own.
Geoff: Oh, weird. Look who it is!
Erica: Geoffrey Olivia Schwartz, did you use putting our baby to sleep as a way to get me to spy on Barry?
Geoff: I know something's going on! I can just feel it! Look, he's stopping at that cheesesteak place. You know Lainey loves cheesesteaks.
Erica: This is dumb.
Geoff: I brought my birding binoculars.
Erica: And it gets dumber.
Geoff: Look! He's getting two cheesesteaks! We have to follow that cheese.
Erica: Should we have disguises, too?
Geoff: Way ahead of you. Let my mom's gardening hats and my dad's cataract shades camouflage us!
Erica: Our marriage is weird.

Lainey: You guys seem so happy together.
Erica: No one can know the heart of another, right? Which is why I don't know yours... so use your words. Any hanky-panky going on?
Lainey: Hanky-panky?
Erica: If I were cheating on Geoff, you'd be the first person I told. No detail would be spared. So spill it.
Lainey: I mean, actually...
Erica: Yes?
Lainey: [sighs] I was waiting for the right moment to tell you Steve and I broke up recently, so there's no one to cheat on. It's been really lonely.
Erica: Has it?
Lainey: Yes. And I'm still upset, too. But I'm really worried about you right now. So let me just get us some tea and let's dig in. Just know I care about you, okay?
Erica: Well, I care about you, too. Almost as much as I want to cheat on Geoff! [chuckles]

Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Geoff and Erica had clarity about Barry and Lainey, Carmen had left me very confused.
Adam: Casual? I mean, I'm a guy who goes from intense monogamous relationship to intense monogamous relationship, like a normal person!
Beverly: Are you sure this woman is for you? She doesn't seem to understand how special my perfect little angel is.
Adam: Look, I have to grow up sometime, Mom, and I really like Carmen. So if she wants to be non-exclusive, I guess I'm just gonna have to figure out how.
Beverly: If I may remind you, you happen to be the son of the greatest Yenta the world has ever known.
Adam: I don't think I've ever said this to you before, but I like the way you're thinking.
Beverly: If my handsome little man needs to be non-exclusive, we're gonna show her how non-exclusive he can be. It's matchmaking time!

[Lainey, Erica, Geoff and Joanne peer in through the Lewises’ window]
Barry and Bill: Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Lainey: What the hell?
Barry and Bill: Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Joanne: Barry?!
Bill Lewis: Huh?
Barry: Ah! This isn't what it looks like, baby!
Joanne: I honestly have no idea what it looks like.

Carmen: Adam?
[Adam stops the boom box from playing "The Wheels on the Bus"]
Adam: Hey! [chuckles] I was just wandering through your neighborhood, and I'd like to make clear... walking, not running, and absolutely not in the rain.
Carmen: What's with the step stool?
Adam: See, normally when I'm dating someone, I'll scale a trellis to their bedroom window. But as we are both being casual, thought it seemed a little much. So instead, I brought a step stool to chat with you near your toilet.
Carmen: Wanna explain the boombox?
Adam: Usually that'd be playing a Peter Gabriel ballad, but since we're in a non-exclusive, super-laid-back thing, I'm playing "The Wheels on the Bus."
Carmen: So you came to my window with a step stool and a boombox to profess your [chuckling] ability to be in a casual relationship? Adam...
Adam: [sighs] Yeah, it's not great. [sighs] The truth is, I'm not built for a casual relationship. I like you... a lot. And I don't want to play it cool or see other people. I want to jump in, cast caution to the wind, and see where we land. It's just who I am. [breathing quickly] Sorry I made it weird. Unfortunately, that's also who I am.