Quote from Adam in Two-Timing Goldbergs
Carmen: Adam? [Adam stops the boom box from playing "The Wheels on the Bus"] Adam: Hey! [chuckles] I was just wandering through your neighborhood, and I'd like to make clear... walking, not running, and absolutely not in the rain. Carmen: What's with the step stool? Adam: See, normally when I'm dating someone, I'll scale a trellis to their bedroom window. But as we are both being casual, thought it seemed a little much. So instead, I brought a step stool to chat with you near your toilet. Carmen: Wanna explain the boombox? Adam: Usually that'd be playing a Peter Gabriel ballad, but since we're in a non-exclusive, super-laid-back thing, I'm playing "The Wheels on the Bus." Carmen: So you came to my window with a step stool and a boombox to profess your [chuckling] ability to be in a casual relationship? Adam... Adam: [sighs] Yeah, it's not great. [sighs] The truth is, I'm not built for a casual relationship. I like you... a lot. And I don't want to play it cool or see other people. I want to jump in, cast caution to the wind, and see where we land. It's just who I am. [breathing quickly] Sorry I made it weird. Unfortunately, that's also who I am.