Hyde: Hey, Kelso, did you find the stash yet?
Kelso: No, there's nothing in the kitchen I can fit my hand in you know, except for the garbage disposal. [screams]
Fez: Well, I'm going to the corner to buy some beer. Do not get in the hot tub without me. [exits]
Kelso: Man, it's like... That stash is probably staring me right in the face. [backs into a stuffed hog's head] Oh! Ha! Yeah. It wasn't someplace I could fit my hand. It was someplace that could eat my hand. [chuckles]
Hyde: Hey. There's a truck pulling up to the cabin. Oh, it's Red.
Kelso: Is it a fire truck?
Hyde: The truck's not red. The guy is Red, man. It's Red Forman.
Kelso: Not it. [throws baggie to Hyde, who throws it back] What? No, I said, "Not it." If playground rules aren't in effect, this is anarchy.

Jackie: Steven, what are you doing here?
Hyde: Why don't you tell me?
Jackie: Oh, my God. You heard about the foreclosure and you knew I lied about the doll expo, so you came up here to help me move my stuff.
Hyde: That's exactly what I did. And you found me out.
Jackie: Oh, Steven, I completely misjudged you. I mean, somehow you've become the boyfriend I always hoped you could be.
Hyde: And shame on you for doubting me.
Fez: [enters] Hey, I got beer and Pixy Stix. Let's party. Hey, we said no broads.

Kitty: Why do you need alcohol? Is that beer really gonna make your lives better?
Kelso: Not if you don't let us drink it.
Red: Shut it. Now, let's clear this place out. If we hurry, I don't have to sleep here. I hate nature.

Kelso: Here. Pull my vase.
Fez: Oh. I know this one. No, thank you.
Kelso: No. Man, it's stuck. I put the stash in here, and now I can't get my hand out.
Fez: Oh, I can help. [clicks tongue] Oh, damn. I guess I left my baby oil in the other pants.

Jackie: Steven, would you be careful? That's my trophy for Prettiest Ballerina. [gasps] Oh, but that's right. You don't care about stuff that's important to me.
Hyde: Hey, you know what? You're the one who lied and said you were going to a doll expo. Should've just told me what's going on with you.
Jackie: No, I shouldn't have to tell you. Okay? You should just know.
Hyde: So... I'm just supposed to magically know that "I'm going to a doll expo" is Jackie speak for, uh, "My parents' cabin is being foreclosed on. I need help cleaning it out"?
Jackie: Yes. Steven, my family is falling apart, and you've never, ever even asked about it. If you cared, you'd figure out what was going on with me and find a way to help.
Hyde: Jackie, that's crazy. The only time people I know find a way to help is when they're cutting a deal with the D.A.
Red: Whatever happens, you're driving her back. She talked so much on the way here, I thought I was gonna have to strap her to the hood of the van like a deer.

Red: I've had it with that vase. I'm getting a hammer. [exits]
Kelso: Oh, come on. What the- Why won't this thing come off? [strains] Like, my hand wouldn't be so big if I didn't have to hold this stupid bag.
Hyde: You're holding the bag? Just- [sputters] let go, you moron!
Kelso: Fine. [vase smashes]
Fez: Wow. It's like the world's greatest pinata. [chuckles]

Eric: Did Jackie say anything about Davis Street?
Donna: Not unless it's "the street where I dropped my gum that time."

Jackie: What's goin' on?
Kelso: Well, apparently Hyde had a stash that none of us knew anything about. Especially me. [chuckles] Though I think Fez knew too.
Fez: That's the way you want it? Fine. You have to sleep sometime.

Hyde: So, I snuck up here behind your back we have a huge fight, and then you do something nice for me. It's like when the Grinch stole Christmas, but all the little Whos sang anyway.
Jackie: I don't know. It's just what people do for the people they care about.
Hyde: Nobody I ever knew.
Jackie: That's 'cause you were poor, and poor people are bad. But, look, it's like what I was talking about before. I sensed you were in trouble, and I look for a way to help you without you having to ask me.
Hyde: Jackie, to be fair, you heard Red say, "Hyde, you're out of the house" not "Hyde, you're going to a doll expo." Well, anyway, thank you. [they kiss]
Jackie: Mmm. Oh, so can you help me move the mirror in the bathroom?
Hyde: What mirror?
Jackie: The one covering up the window.

Jackie: This bacon is so amazing. Makes me regret calling girls pigs all my life.
Red: Why is the loud one eating my breakfast?
Kitty: Well, her father's in prison and her mother's in Mexico.
Eric: See, this is what I don't get about your dad. If you're arrested for bribery, can't you just bribe your way out? I mean, you're a briber. That's what you do.