Jackie Quote #288
Quote from Jackie in Misty Mountain Hop
Jackie: Steven, would you be careful? That's my trophy for Prettiest Ballerina. [gasps] Oh, but that's right. You don't care about stuff that's important to me.
Hyde: Hey, you know what? You're the one who lied and said you were going to a doll expo. Should've just told me what's going on with you.
Jackie: No, I shouldn't have to tell you. Okay? You should just know.
Hyde: So... I'm just supposed to magically know that "I'm going to a doll expo" is Jackie speak for, uh, "My parents' cabin is being foreclosed on. I need help cleaning it out"?
Jackie: Yes. Steven, my family is falling apart, and you've never, ever even asked about it. If you cared, you'd figure out what was going on with me and find a way to help.
Hyde: Jackie, that's crazy. The only time people I know find a way to help is when they're cutting a deal with the D.A.
Red: Whatever happens, you're driving her back. She talked so much on the way here, I thought I was gonna have to strap her to the hood of the van like a deer.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Misty Mountain Hop’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!
Quote from Red
Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Red: Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass.
Quote from Hyde
Jackie: Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about.
Hyde: Well, what is being a couple? It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. It's a philosophical paradox like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. Does it make a noise? Who's to say?
Jackie: Okay. You're just confusing me.
Hyde: You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What a load of crap!
Hyde: Who's to say what crap is?