Jackie: This bacon is so amazing. Makes me regret calling girls pigs all my life.
Red: Why is the loud one eating my breakfast?
Kitty: Well, her father's in prison and her mother's in Mexico.
Eric: See, this is what I don't get about your dad. If you're arrested for bribery, can't you just bribe your way out? I mean, you're a briber. That's what you do.