Jackie Quote #290
Quote from Jackie in Misty Mountain Hop
Hyde: So, I snuck up here behind your back we have a huge fight, and then you do something nice for me. It's like when the Grinch stole Christmas, but all the little Whos sang anyway.
Jackie: I don't know. It's just what people do for the people they care about.
Hyde: Nobody I ever knew.
Jackie: That's 'cause you were poor, and poor people are bad. But, look, it's like what I was talking about before. I sensed you were in trouble, and I look for a way to help you without you having to ask me.
Hyde: Jackie, to be fair, you heard Red say, "Hyde, you're out of the house" not "Hyde, you're going to a doll expo." Well, anyway, thank you. [they kiss]
Jackie: Mmm. Oh, so can you help me move the mirror in the bathroom?
Hyde: What mirror?
Jackie: The one covering up the window.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Misty Mountain Hop’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!
Quote from Red
Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Red: Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass.
Quote from Hyde
Jackie: Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about.
Hyde: Well, what is being a couple? It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. It's a philosophical paradox like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. Does it make a noise? Who's to say?
Jackie: Okay. You're just confusing me.
Hyde: You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What a load of crap!
Hyde: Who's to say what crap is?