Kelso Quote #463
Quote from Kelso in Misty Mountain Hop
Hyde: Hey, Kelso, did you find the stash yet?
Kelso: No, there's nothing in the kitchen I can fit my hand in you know, except for the garbage disposal. [screams]
Fez: Well, I'm going to the corner to buy some beer. Do not get in the hot tub without me. [exits]
Kelso: Man, it's like... That stash is probably staring me right in the face. [backs into a stuffed hog's head] Oh! Ha! Yeah. It wasn't someplace I could fit my hand. It was someplace that could eat my hand. [chuckles]
Hyde: Hey. There's a truck pulling up to the cabin. Oh, it's Red.
Kelso: Is it a fire truck?
Hyde: The truck's not red. The guy is Red, man. It's Red Forman.
Kelso: Not it. [throws baggie to Hyde, who throws it back] What? No, I said, "Not it." If playground rules aren't in effect, this is anarchy.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Misty Mountain Hop’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!
Quote from Red
Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Red: Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass.
Quote from Hyde
Jackie: Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about.
Hyde: Well, what is being a couple? It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. It's a philosophical paradox like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. Does it make a noise? Who's to say?
Jackie: Okay. You're just confusing me.
Hyde: You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What a load of crap!
Hyde: Who's to say what crap is?