David: So that's why you were so reluctant to move.
Patrick: It's just hard to picture living someplace you've never even visited. And I always thought you didn't like New York.
David: Um, no, uh, I love New York. It was just a weird time in my life. But I don't want you moving somewhere that you're not excited about.
Patrick: I'm excited to be with you. And there are some pros to being there. I mean, it would open the business up to a much larger market. I'd finally get to see a game at Yankee Stadium.
David: Yeah, and by then you'll have met some people that would go and do that with you.
Patrick: It's gonna be a tough goodbye. This is where we started our life together.

Patrick: Patrick.
David: David.
Patrick: David Rose, you bought the General Store.
David: Leased. Leased the General Store.
Patrick: Yeah. That's a big deal.
David: Is it?
Patrick: Yeah, it's pretty big.

Patrick: I'm just, uh, I'm so glad you made such good use of my business card. I'm sorry I didn't pick up, I was at a thing.
David: Well, best you didn't.
Patrick: But I got all your messages.
David: Ah, um, and just listened to the first one, and then erased the rest?
Patrick: No, no, no, no.
David: No?
Patrick: No, I listened to all of them, I kinda had to, to piece them together. Actually, I played them for a few friends of mine, I was at a birthday party, so there were a lot of people weighing in.
David: Okay, um...
Patrick: Just kidding, I didn't play them for anybody.
Ray: I thought the first few were very humorous, David, and then I lost interest.
Patrick: I may have played them here on speaker phone.

Patrick: You know I've been thinking about all this and these products that Alexis was showing me yesterday are actually really impressive, I mean the whole model is actually very sustainable.
David: Thank you.
Patrick: But I think you're gonna need more start-up money.
David: Oh. More start-up money. Um, and where do you think I'll get that money?
Patrick: Well, when you're supporting local business, there are grants that you can apply for. And I would be happy to assist you with those applications.
David: Well, that is very, um... Very generous.
Patrick: Well, I wouldn't be doing it for free. See, if these grants came through, you'd have the money to start paying me.
David: Okay.
Patrick: Um, I really think you have something here, David. You just, you just need some help. You need a lot of help.

David: Well, uh, then yes I am open to entertaining your investment offer.
Patrick: Great. And in the interest of us potentially working together, I did want to come clean about something.
David: Okay.
Patrick: [sighs] I, um... I actually picked out that frame.
David: I see. So thank you for making it very clear that I will be making the creative decisions for the store. Um, and I guess you can handle all the business stuff.
Patrick: I'm very comfortable with that.
David: Okay. Um, and you do know that if the grant money doesn't come through, then I won't...
Patrick: Oh, I'm gonna get the money.

Patrick: Sorry, I've just gotta go through that one more time. So you dated Jake and then Stevie dated Jake.
David: Mhmm mhmm.
Patrick: And at one point, you all...
David: No, see, that's where you're wrong. We almost all, but I said no.
Patrick: Ah.
David: Because Stevie and I agreed that that would be a bad idea, but it appears that I'm the only one that held up my end of that agreement.
Patrick: And you're upset about this because you still...
David: No, I'm not upset. I- I don't want any of that. No, It's a principle thing. And we are getting sidetracked right now. Okay? So who is feeling sexy?
Patrick: Getting there for sure. I just- You know, I knew you had a rich dating history, David, I just didn't expect to be graced by the presence of two of your exes tonight.
David: Yeah, funny thing, neither did I.

Patrick: Given that we only have the apartment for one night.
David: Mmm.
Patrick: Maybe it's best if we lock that box back up for now?
David: I think that's a good idea. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. You know what, we didn't even get into your history-
Patrick: Lock it up, David. Lock it up.
David: Oh, okay.

David: Yeah, I thought it could be a good opportunity to promote the store. So, Heather's supplying some of her cheeses, not at cost, but she's giving us a deal, and I thought we could bring some wine from the store, and Colleen's express-shipping a branzino, so.
Patrick: Sounding a bit expensive, David.
David: Well, we haven't talked budget yet, but I'm assuming that Jocelyn's wanting to spend some money on her baby shower.
Patrick: I'm assuming that Jocelyn's planning on spending no money on her baby shower.
David: What do you mean?
Patrick: Well, typically the person who throws the shower pays for the shower.

Patrick: So I didn't love seeing my boyfriend kissing some other guy.
David: I'm sorry, are you saying you were jealous?
Patrick: David, I'm not playing this game with you.
David: No, you just said you didn't like seeing your boyfriend kissing another guy.
Patrick: Okay, fine. He's a handsome guy. I might've been a little jealous.
David: So, you think he's handsome then?
Patrick: What? [sighs] He's like- He goes to the gym.
David: Goes to the gym?
Patrick: Oh, my God.
David: Wow, okay, so when you said you were jealous, were you saying you were jealous of him, or jealous of me? Because I thought you were saying you were jealous of him.
Patrick: Both?
David: Not the answer I was looking for.

Ronnie: I was hoping to get my hands on a few more in an hour or so, but that is TBC at this point.
Patrick: Okay, Ronnie, uh, this installation was just supposed to last two days. And now half of our store is covered in tarps, and David's organized some writers' retreat for tomorrow night.
David: It's a calligraphy workshop.
Ronnie: We're working as fast as we can, you have my cell!
David: Could you have not at least asked her to finesse the tarps? I mean, there's green tape everywhere!
Patrick: The tarps aren't staying up, David. This bathroom's getting finished today, because that's what we discussed, that's what's gonna happen.
David: Okay, it's just that you waited until after she left to put your lil' foot down, so I'm just not sure if she's aware of that plan.
Patrick: She obviously thinks we're a couple of pushovers.
David: Okay, speak for yourself. All I did was pick out some gorgeous tile.