Quote from Patrick in Pregnancy Test
Patrick: Sorry, I've just gotta go through that one more time. So you dated Jake and then Stevie dated Jake. David: Mhmm mhmm. Patrick: And at one point, you all... David: No, see, that's where you're wrong. We almost all, but I said no. Patrick: Ah. David: Because Stevie and I agreed that that would be a bad idea, but it appears that I'm the only one that held up my end of that agreement. Patrick: And you're upset about this because you still... David: No, I'm not upset. I- I don't want any of that. No, It's a principle thing. And we are getting sidetracked right now. Okay? So who is feeling sexy? Patrick: Getting there for sure. I just- You know, I knew you had a rich dating history, David, I just didn't expect to be graced by the presence of two of your exes tonight. David: Yeah, funny thing, neither did I.