Jess: You came.
Paul: Yeah. When I was on that elevator ride from hell, the coroners told me to stop crying like a girl. I told them that was sexist.
Jess: You're right.
Paul: I am right. And then I decided, life is too short. So I went around the corner, picked up a couple of turkey subs for your friends ...
Winston: Yup.
Paul: They're foot-longers ... And here I am. Just a man and his violin.
Jess: You're amazing.

Paul: [to the guys] Oh, you're looking at me like, "what?" I should tell you. Um, "Goose" is short for "me gusta Jess."

Jess: So, I'm looking forward to having sex tonight.
Paul: Yeah. Me, too. Sex is the bomb. [chuckles] Sorry. That sounded like a guy from Entourage.
Jess: Do you like porn?
Paul: No. Do you? [Jess nods] Yeah, I mean, I... Yeah. I do, I do like pornos. Yeah, you know, when my imagination isn't really working... or I've exhausted, uh, the bull pen.
Jess: I just find it very erotic. And then I just love, like... everything that's erotic.

Paul: [as Jimmy Stewart] I just- It felt so good, and sensual.

Paul: Jess.
Jess: Hmm?
Paul: I can't feel my arm. [sighs] Oh. Whoa. I really can't feel it at all. Wake up, fella. You're gonna be late for school.
Jess: [sighs] Genzlinger.

Jess: Hey, guys. You remember, um, Paul.
Schmidt: Mercedes-Genz!
Winston: Genzel Washington.
Schmidt: It's the Genz of the world as we know it.
Winston: All right, everybody, put down your Genz and your Genzils.
Paul: Hey, Schmidt. What's up, Washington?

Jess: Oh, no. Wait. Wait. Jenn?
Jenn: Haven't you done enough?
Jess: Yeah, I have. I have done enough, but... I know how you feel. I've been there. I've been cheated on before, and it feels like someone dropped an anvil on your heart. Um, but... That guy wasn't right for me. You guys... You guys are perfect together. I thought you were Asian me, but now I realize I'm just Caucasian you.
Jenn: What?
Paul: What?
Jess: Paul was scared. And when you're scared, you do stupid things. He made a really terrible mistake.
Paul: Really terrible. The things that we did 48 hours ago were so dark...
Jess: I'm handling this.

Jess: Jenn... you love Paul. I know that because you're still standing here. What you guys have... it's way bigger than me. And I think... I think Paul has something to ask you.
Paul: I know this is not the right time to do this, in fact, this is a terrible time to do this, but I don't care. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Jennifer Ruth Toyogi. I know that now more than ever.
Jenn: Now that you slept with her.
Jess: Happy to help.
Paul: Uh-huh. If... if you still love me, at all...
Jenn: Of course I still do. I...
Paul: [Jess pushes Paul down onto one knee] Oh, yeah. Um... Ooh...
Jess: Will you... will you... will you, will you marry him?