Julie Teeger: So- So- So you think somebody did this to your coach on purpose?
Julie Teeger: Yeah. And, like, no one takes us seriously because, you know, we're just kids.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. What do you want me to do?
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, just do what you do. Mom says you're the greatest detective in the world. Maybe that ever lived.
Adrian Monk: She might be right.
Emily J.: We'll pay you.
Emily C.: We have $57.
Julie Teeger: And, look, we know it's not what you usually get. But it can count for me as my birthday present.
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. I wasn't planning to buy you a birthday present. [Emily J. sobs]
Julie Teeger: Please.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Okay. Wai-- fine. Fine, fine, fine. I'll see what I can do.
Julie Teeger: Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Monk. You are such a nice person.

Julie Teeger: Actually, I'm all done. My mom's picking me up. I have basketball practice.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, excellent. You know, I think it's great that you kids are finishing the season. Your coach would be very proud.
Julie Teeger: You sound like Coach Monk.
Lieutenant Disher: Coach Monk?
Julie Teeger: Yeah, he's helping my mom out. He's the assistant coach. Thank you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're welcome.
Julie Teeger: See ya.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Bye-bye. Monk is coaching basketball?

Natalie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not wearing that t-shirt.
Julie Teeger: Why not?
Natalie: Because it's not appropriate honey. You're in high school now.
Julie Teeger: I can't take it off. And I promised him I'd wear it every day.
Natalie: Uh-huh. For how long?
Julie Teeger: Til I die.
Natalie: You're gonna wear that t-shirt until you die?
Julie Teeger: That's the plan.
Natalie: No, no, no, no.

Rob Sherman: Excuse me. This is private property here, okay? Shouldn't you guys be in school?
Julie Teeger: We're with my mom. Natalie Teeger. She's here with Mr. Monk.
Tim: Yeah, she just went in to get him.
Rob Sherman: And you are?
Tim: I'm... I'm nobody.
Julie Teeger: His name is Tim. He's my boyfriend.
Rob Sherman: Yeah, I can see that from the shirt. So where were you guys, some amusement park?
Julie Teeger: Um, yeah, the Bay City Pier. He works there.
Rob Sherman: Guess there's no such thing as dress codes anymore, huh?

Natalie: Why? Tim was so great.
Julie Teeger: Of course you liked him. Mothers love Tim. He's... He's safe and he's polite.
Natalie: And smart, and he's cute, and he's on the swim team.
Julie Teeger: Great! Why don't you date him?

Mr. Carlson: Ms Teeger, what are you doing?
Julie Teeger: Turning.
Mr. Carlson: I could have sworn we just passed a stop sign. But I must have been imagining things. Just pull over.
Julie Teeger: Sorry, I didn't see it.
Mr. Carlson: I can understand that. They hid it so cleverly. On top of that big post. All right, Miss Teeger, let's be adventurous. Let's try a three point turn. Now, what's the first thing you do?
Julie Teeger: Pray. I'm- I'm just kidding. That was a joke.
Mr. Carlson: You might want to save all your prayers for your driving test tomorrow.

Julie Teeger: [on the phone] I know. They have been parked out front all night. And Lieutenant Disher is in our living room. I feel like I'm in a spy movie.
Natalie: Julie, what are you doing?
Julie Teeger: Talking to Katie.
Natalie: I told you to stay away from the window. This is not a game.
Julie Teeger: Katie, I better go. My mom is having an anxiety attack. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Julie Teeger: What's this?
Natalie: Oh, it's your homework. I had the officers pick it up from school.
Julie Teeger: What? I can't go to school? So now I'm a prisoner in my own house. Why? I didn't do anything wrong. It's not fair.
Natalie: I know, honey. It's not.
Julie Teeger: Well, for how long?
Natalie: I don't know. Just until they catch this guy. Mr. Monk and the whole department are out there looking for him.
Julie Teeger: Well, what about my driver's test?
Natalie: Well, we might have to reschedule that, okay?
Julie Teeger: No, no, no, no. I have been waiting my whole life to get my license.
Natalie: Honey, I don't think you appreciate how serious this situation is.
Julie Teeger: I don't think you appreciate this. I am taking that test tomorrow with or without your permission.

Natalie: Harriet Teeger, Holda Teeger?
Julie Teeger: I like Holda. It's Scandinavian. It means lovable.
Natalie: Wait, you want to change your name?
Julie Teeger: Wouldn't you?
Natalie: Well, honey, I want you to be safe. That's what's most important. But I don't want this creep to change who we are or how we live.
Julie Teeger: It's just a name.
Natalie: You know, naming you Julie was your dad's idea.
Julie Teeger: I know. Aunt Julie.
Natalie: Yeah, but she wasn't just his favorite aunt. She was an amazing person. She was one of the first female war correspondents. She was in Vietnam. She was fearless. Plus, she practically raised your dad. I think it's a beautiful name. It suits you. Come on, let's keep it.
Julie Teeger: Okay.
Natalie: Okay. Besides, Holda Teeger?

Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk, please. I'm begging you. Mr. Monk, I am begging you.
Adrian Monk: Julie, look, he's just a suspect. Listen to me, we haven't even questioned him yet.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he's the guy. When you came in, you said it was all over.
Adrian Monk: Well, it sounded good. I wanted to make a big entrance. Look, let me think about it, okay?
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he's in jail. He can't do anything now.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, you know, I'm busy. I got a lot of things to do. I got all these yellow pencils.
Julie Teeger: Everybody's driving. All of my friends. You were a kid once, weren't you?
Adrian Monk: Very briefly.
Julie Teeger: Then you remember what it's like. I'm just trying to fit in, Mr. Monk. I just wanna be normal.
Adrian Monk: Why don't you talk to the captain?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, no, not my jurisdiction.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, the DMV is four blocks away on Vinton Street. And if I leave now, I still might make it.
Please, Mr. Monk, look into your heart. I am begging you.