Julie Teeger Quote #28
Quote from Julie Teeger in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk, please. I'm begging you. Mr. Monk, I am begging you.
Adrian Monk: Julie, look, he's just a suspect. Listen to me, we haven't even questioned him yet.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he's the guy. When you came in, you said it was all over.
Adrian Monk: Well, it sounded good. I wanted to make a big entrance. Look, let me think about it, okay?
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he's in jail. He can't do anything now.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, you know, I'm busy. I got a lot of things to do. I got all these yellow pencils.
Julie Teeger: Everybody's driving. All of my friends. You were a kid once, weren't you?
Adrian Monk: Very briefly.
Julie Teeger: Then you remember what it's like. I'm just trying to fit in, Mr. Monk. I just wanna be normal.
Adrian Monk: Why don't you talk to the captain?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, no, not my jurisdiction.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, the DMV is four blocks away on Vinton Street. And if I leave now, I still might make it.
Please, Mr. Monk, look into your heart. I am begging you.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Julies’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about the other idea? You said you had two.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, it's just a long shot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs DVD from under Randy's arm] The Terminator?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, just brainstorming, you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think he might be a robot assassin sent from the future?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was killing women with the same names. Forget it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live.
Lieutenant Disher: That was T.2.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we could lure him to a smelting plant on the outskirts of town.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I have that back, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And things of this nature.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these kind of things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics. There was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery. Next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie: I took a short cut. I cut across the creek.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Yes, I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Captain, I am sorry. I will pay for everything.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's okay. It's insured.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, remember, sir, you did say that any parent would have done the same thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh-huh. I think I need to be alone.