Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk, please. I'm begging you. Mr. Monk, I am begging you.
Adrian Monk: Julie, look, he's just a suspect. Listen to me, we haven't even questioned him yet.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he's the guy. When you came in, you said it was all over.
Adrian Monk: Well, it sounded good. I wanted to make a big entrance. Look, let me think about it, okay?
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he's in jail. He can't do anything now.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, you know, I'm busy. I got a lot of things to do. I got all these yellow pencils.
Julie Teeger: Everybody's driving. All of my friends. You were a kid once, weren't you?
Adrian Monk: Very briefly.
Julie Teeger: Then you remember what it's like. I'm just trying to fit in, Mr. Monk. I just wanna be normal.
Adrian Monk: Why don't you talk to the captain?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, no, not my jurisdiction.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, the DMV is four blocks away on Vinton Street. And if I leave now, I still might make it.
Please, Mr. Monk, look into your heart. I am begging you.