Natalie: I'm not saying no. I'm just saying that I have to think about it. When did he ask you?
Julie Teeger: Just now. Like, ten minutes ago.
Natalie: I didn't hear the phone ring.
Julie Teeger: It's called a text message. Welcome to the 21st century, mom.

Julie Teeger: We were in the car and he was talking about how much he hated Christmas and how he didn't like joy.
Lieutenant Disher: Joy?
Julie Teeger: Yeah, and then he saw Santa Claus and he got really, really mad, and...
Natalie: Hey, Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car and I'll be right there?

Lt. Steven Albright: So Julie, your mom says you're going to Berkley. Theater Arts?
Julie Teeger: Yeah that's the plan.
Lt. Steven Albright: You gonna live at home?
Julie Teeger: No way. I'm already all packed up.
Natalie: Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. I can't believe she's leaving. I miss her already.
Julie Teeger: Well, I'll only be 30 minutes away.
Natalie: This home will just be a house.
Julie Teeger: Oh, thanks, Mom. That was a real conversation killer.

Julie Teeger: Um, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: Yeah?
Julie Teeger: You know, our coach, Miss Hayden, died on Friday.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. Your mother mentioned that. I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do? That your mother can't do?
Emily C.: Well, the police said it was an accident.
Adrian Monk: I understand something was blocking the drain, right?
Emily J.: It was a towel. I was supposed to put all the towels away. And I did, I know I did. I checked everywhere.
Emily C.: And it was my hairdryer that did it, that electrocuted her, but I know I put it away. I mean, it was in my locker.
Adrian Monk: Are you sure? Maybe you forgot.
Emily C.: No.
[Emily J. sobs and blows her nose]
Adrian Monk: Julie. Julie.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk. Let it go. Let it go.

[As Julie talks to Eric Travela:]
Adrian Monk: What's she doing?
Natalie: She's, uh, she's flirting.
Adrian Monk: She's good at it.
Natalie: Shut up.
Adrian Monk: She's definitely done this before.
Natalie: Okay.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, she's got it down.
Julie Teeger: Mom, you remember my friend Eric. I told him about the case. And about how you think Mr. Kloster killed his wife.
Eric Tavela: I believe it too. Congratulations. You're player number one.

Julie Teeger: Are you hungry? Here you go.
Adrian Monk: You bought this kit in the gift shop at the museum?
Julie Teeger: Uh-huh.
Adrian Monk: Was the box open when you bought it?
Julie Teeger: Maybe, I don't know.
Natalie: You think they're after something from the kit?
Adrian Monk: Well, Peck works at the museum. He might've stashed something in the box, and now he's trying to get it back.
Natalie: Honey, when you bought this, did you give them your name?
Julie Teeger: I might've signed a mailing list.
Adrian Monk: What exactly was in the kit?
Julie Teeger: Um, a rock, a treasure chest, a deep sea diver, and some gravel.

Julie Teeger: This is Mr. Henry.
Adrian Monk: [to Natalie] We gotta grab that rock.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Henry is a marble fish. And most marble fish only live for about a year. But Mr. Henry is six years old, and he's still as frisky as ever. And that is thanks to my special diet of ground-up vitamins, rice crispies, and cucumbers.

Natalie: There you are. Do you feel better?
Julie Teeger: A lot better.
Natalie: Good. What took you so long?
Julie Teeger: Um, well, I got a tattoo.
Natalie: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Julie Teeger: Mom, it's okay. It's fake.
Adrian Monk: Oh, that's very funny. Well, let's go. We'll laugh in the car.

Julie Teeger: Can I go trick-or-treating or not?
Natalie: No, not tonight, sweetie.
Julie Teeger: You promised. I only got to go a little bit.
Natalie: Honey, there is a nut out there. The only way you can go now is with a police escort.
Julie Teeger: Lieutenant Disher.
Lieutenant Disher: Hmm?
Julie Teeger: Come trick-or-treating with me.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, I don't, uh... [to Stottlemeyer] Can I?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.

Adrian Monk: Julie.
Julie Teeger: Oh, hi, Mr. Monk. These are my friends, Emily and Emily. We call them Emily C. and Emily J.
Adrian Monk: I don't have any candy.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, it's not Halloween. We- We really need you.
Emily C.: We want to hire you.